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in another life, eddie is a valley girl probably.

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❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜ chrissy 💚

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With a lit cigarette hanging casually out the side of his mouth, he truly was a picture. But, hey, if it cheered Chrissy up to put his hair in to braided pigtails with those sparkly baubled bands, then Eddie was game. He pouted his lips and widened his doe eyes, blinking rapidly beneath naturally long lashes, the girls would kill for those. "Liiiikkee, I know riiiiiiight? I'm so pretty, girlfriend." Ever the clown, he exagerrated his tone to do a rather terrible impersonation of a Valley Girl, and then started swishing his braids around wildly.

Right until one of the hard plastic baubles smashed him in the face.

Yelping, he consequentially dropped his cigarette into his lap, where it swiftly burned through his jeans. The yelping turned to shrieks as he batted his beloved stickotine away into the grass and inspected the damage. One hole, one blister forming. Just another typical Eddie Munson day. His expression turned sheepish when he focused it back on his friend. "Okay, so, that right there...that didn't happen."

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my astigmatism lets me see beautiful angels before i drive into oncoming traffic

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Abort mission. ABORT MISSION! He hadn't thought this one through. Then again, when did he think anything through? It was always about living in the moment, doing whatever his raccoon minded brain told him to. Think twice? Pfft, bold of anyone to assume he ever thought once. What else was he supposed to do, though? Gareth had been sitting there totally innocent, utterly unguarded, someone had to actively disturb his peace.

Alas, drummers were not people meant to be messed with. "Stupid Hulk arms!" he hissed whilst failing to get out of the other's mean ass grip. "Help! This psychopathic teenager is trying to murder me!!" Who was he shouting at exactly? The trees? How unfortunate that Ents were only embedded in fiction instead of boring reality, he could use one of those right now. In a last ditch attempt to free himself of the consequences of his actions, he snapped his teeth, trying to and unsuccessfully bite Gareth. Bummer.

@munsontm sent in: sneaking up on his unsuspecting prey, eddie grabs his best friend into a headlock with a manic cackle. Then, he reaches for gareth's arm, doing what comes naturally to menaces to society. "whhhhy are you hitting yourself, gareth?! huh?! why you hitting yourself??"

normally, the brunette was more in tune with his surroundings. ( he always expects the worse! always expects some fuck in a letterman jacket to start something with him! ) though, he was deep in the zone, sitting on the picnic bench in the forest with his back turned. he was high as a fucking kite, his headphones blasting anthrax into his brain and his sketch pad in his lap. his moment of peace is quickly ruined whenever that fuck he calls a best friend sneaks up behind him. "OH SHIT!" headphones are knocked off as he's pulled into a headlock and before he can react, eddie has already grabbed his arm and causing him to hit himself.

"EDDIE! WHAT THE FUCK!" he's quick to grab at eddie's arm with his free one, tipping his head forward as he tries to get onto his feet to get more leverage. "FUCKIN' STOP!" oh, he's going to get you back for this, munson!

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dusts this blog off like an old slice of pizza eddie found in the sofa cracks. it's still good. 5 day rule.

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don’t make me fight you. i am really really good.

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Respect your elders this, respect your elders that. But what about when the respect isn't mutual between elder and younger? Bummer. Weirder things had occurred in Eddie's life than verbally throwing down with some oap on a Friday night in the Burger King parking lot. Eddie had no business being at a Burger King because he'd have to consider selling his left nut just to get a freaking soda. But those who did give patronage to the King of Burgers aka the rich kids, well, someone had to sell them weed, right? It might as well be him. Plus, he got to scavenge a regal-looking cardboard crown from the restaurant. At least that fucker was free.

What was the old guy's deal? He'd wager one too many knocks to the head in Nam. Not his problem though, nor was it his friend's problem, all they'd done was accidentally bump into the guy---maybe accidentally. "I'm sure you are, sir." He deadpanned, heavy on the sarcasm for his royal tongue as it uttered sir (royal as in trailer trash royal, and proud of it---sometimes) "But I make a point of not picking fights with dudes that look older than my van," and she was fucking old as ass. "So unless you are buying...please, mcfuck off, and quit ruining my night. Cus I'd hate to call out the dogs." Aw, shit. Wrong fast food place. Eh, can't win em' all. Although, Gareth suddenly barking on cue, that made up for it.

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roll out the red carpet...fetch my throne, minions....parade me through the streets of the kingdom of hawkins to the exquisite tunes of the bard known as oswald osbourne. thank you, kindly.

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&. 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

( dialogue�� prompts  taken  from the script of  everything  everywhere  all  at  once  (2022),  directed  by  daniel  kwan  and  daniel  scheinert.  feel  free  to  edit  and  change  as  you  seem  fit. )

❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜

❛ stop changing the subject. ❜

❛ every day i fight, i fight for all of us. ❜

❛ what are you doing? what is wrong? ❜

❛ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. ❜

❛ you may be in grave danger. there is no time to explain.❜

❛ we can make our own way. please, come with me. ❜

❛ don't even talk to me about this because i won't remember.❜

❛ i am not your husband. at least not the one you know. i am another version of him from another life path, another universe. ❜

❛ i’m here because we need your help.❜

❛ sorry, very busy today. no time to help you– ❜

❛ all those years of searching have brought me here. to this universe. to you. ❜

❛ i’m here to tell you every rejection, every disappointment has led you here. to this moment. ❜

❛ i'm not ready to fight yet. ❜

❛ maybe we don't have a choice. ❜

❛ now, you can either come with me and live up to your ultimate potential, or lie here and live with the consequences. ❜

❛ i... want to lie here. ❜

❛ how often do people literally die laughing? ❜

❛ my husband won't even kill a spider. how are you the same person? ❜

❛ we are talking about infinity. if you can imagine it, somewhere out there, it exists. ❜

❛ how did i die? ❜

❛ i've seen you die a thousand ways. in a thousand worlds. in every single one, you were murdered. ❜

❛ what!? who wants me dead? ❜

❛ you’ve been feeling it too, haven’t you? something is off. your clothes never wear as well the next day, your hair never falls in quite the same way, even your coffee tastes... wrong. ❜

❛ maybe we would have been better off if we had never gotten married. ❜

❛ i never said that. ❜

❛ you didn’t have to. it’s the way you look at me. ❜

❛ can’t you see it? how wonderful it would be if you came with me? ❜

❛ i saw my life without you. i wish you could have seen it. it was beautiful. ❜

❛ shhh, you're not thinking straight. ❜

❛ what is worse than death? ❜

❛ i saw your face on a billboard and — this is silly — i wondered if you remembered me... ❜

❛ is it that i can’t be here, or that i’m not allowed to be here? ❜

❛ there is no good, there is no evil. there is only “goovil”. ❜

❛ if you can imagine it, you have fucked it. ❜

❛ do not be so closed minded that you blind yourself from the truth! ❜

❛ don’t make me fight you. i am really really good. ❜

❛ you're capable of anything because you're so bad at everything. ❜

❛ you can't remember anything because your bodies were under the control of other universes. ❜

❛ you were like puppets. and you could do things you normally can't do. you were like, what's that movie... raccaccoonie? ❜

❛ how can you defeat her in every universe, if you can't even kill her in one? ❜

❛ the sacrifices necessary to win this war... i know all too well. ❜

❛ i cannot lose another loved one to the darkness. ❜

❛ i know you have feelings. feelings that make you so sad. that make you just want to give up. that is not your fault. ❜

❛ i'll see you again soon, somewhere out there in all that noise. ❜

❛ just think happy thoughts. ❜

❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜

❛ i'm the one you've been looking for. ❜

❛ i’m the one who will defeat you. ❜

❛ you’re finally free, like me. ❜

❛ you don't have to choose anymore. between loving me or hating me. you can do both at the same time. ❜

❛ before, you were asking about "our daughter". it's crazy, but it really got me thinking. what if you had come with me all of those years ago? ❜

❛ all of this time, i wasn't looking for someone who could defeat me. i was looking for someone who could see what i see, feel what i feel... ❜

❛ oh, good, you're here too. ❜

❛ i'm sorry about ruining everything, i– ❜

❛ we're all stupid. small stupid little humans. it's like our whole deal. ❜

❛ everything is going to be okay. ❜

❛ you think i’m weak don’t you? ❜

❛ when we first fell in love all of those years ago, your father would say i was too sweet for my own good. maybe he was right. ❜

❛ please! can we just stop fighting! ❜

❛ you tell me that it's a cruel world and we're all just running around in circles. i know that. i've been on this earth just as many days as you. ❜

❛ the only thing i do know is we have to be kind. be kind. especially, when we don't know what's going on. ❜

❛ i know you go through life with your fists held tight. you see yourself as a fighter. well, i see myself as one too. this is how i fight. ❜

❛ in another life, i would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you. ❜

❛ you know what i say? cold, hysterical, unlovable bitches like us make the world go round. ❜

❛ you aren’t unlovable. there is always something to love. ❜

❛ even in a stupid, stupid universe where we have hot dogs for fingers, we’d all be very good with our feet! ❜

❛ in a universe where we both agree that no one could love you, if we look hard enough, something will prove us wrong. ❜

❛ we are all useless alone. so its good you're not alone. ❜

❛ maybe you win in this universe. but in another, i beat you. or we tie. or we eat crepes. ❜

❛ i don't want to hurt anymore. and for some reason when i'm with you, it hurts both of us. ❜

❛ out of all of the places i could be, why would i want to be here with you? ❜

❛ i still want to be here with you. i will always want to be here with you. ❜

❛ i will cherish these few specks of time. ❜

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thanks rosie...i have never opened eddie's acc so fast.... @harringtontm surprise attacking my dash.

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i see ya'll over here...

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sorry i didn't reply to your message i died

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HANGING FROM THE COBWEBS IN YOUR MIND. It looks like a long, long way to fall. No one ever told me life was kind. I guess I never heard it, never heard it all. Living in a world of MAKE BELIEVE, I can hide behind what’s REAL. But wearing your emotions on your sleeve, and they all know what you feel. Oh, NEVER tell a secret with your eyes. It’s the eyes that let you down. Tell a little truth with many LIES, It’s the only way I’ve found. And here it comes again, STRAIGHT THROUGH THE HEART, STRAIGHT THROUGH THE HEART.  :   ᵇˡᵒᵍ / ᶜᵃʳʳᵈ / ᶜ 

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bork bork!!

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I'm just a very sweet girl who's also a huge bitch with a lot of opinions

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I hate how deeply I crave affection and intimacy but how quickly I run from it. I hate that I wasn't loved in the way that I needed as a kid. I hate that I don't know how to be loved now

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Wish everyone who says shit like "gEndEr IdEolOgY iS dEsTrOyiNg HumAnIty" would just come out and say that they hate gender weirds and want us to die. Just say it with your chest coward