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Rosemary & Lavender

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Me: Isn't it interesting how so many soft drinks/sodas started out as patent medicines? Pretty much all the big ones like coke, pepsi, and dr pepper were originally patent medicines. Hell, dr pepper even has doctor in it's name! In some places they're even still used sort of like medicine, and by that I mean if I have a migrane headache I tend to drink a caffeinated soda because I can't have excedrin since it has aspirin in it and I'm allergic, and if my stomach is upset I'm frankly more likely to reach for a canada dry ginger ale, sprite, or 7-up than like, the phone to call the doctor

The cashier, who just asked me if I was planning a costume party because I have a shopping cart full of 2 liter bottles of soda and am in full plague doctor regalia:

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One of the oldest diving suits in existence - called Wanha Herra from early 18th century, Finland

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Who allowed this man to be such a bean

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Can I offer you a leech

Yes, thank u. I give it a lil kiss

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oh the squiggle got tired. sleep well!

This fool was climbing around and just. Fell asleep in the middle of exploring

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Plaguetober day 27: Death

“Bring out your dead”

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get in loser, we're gonna go admire moss and mushrooms in the forest 🍄

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nice

Hey

is this allowed

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welcome to the world, little plague doctor

*insert doctor panicking* He's here! He's here!

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round squiggle!

This is roundest leech you’ll ever see

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EDIT:

My parents are allowing me to get it as long as I pay for it and now i can have a plague doctor costume and stand menacingly in the window.

I hate being a teenager.

I’m not allowed to even try and get a halloween costume, but this is probably giong to be my only chance to get myself a plague doctor mask and costume until i get my own bank account and get an amazon account.

I just want to finally have a plague doctor costume and if you won’t let me have it then goddamn it i’m buying it myself off amazon. I have gift cards and you can’t stop me.

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what? we need sustenance somehow, and bird seed is in short supply.

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I hate being a teenager.

I’m not allowed to even try and get a halloween costume, but this is probably giong to be my only chance to get myself a plague doctor mask and costume until i get my own bank account and get an amazon account.

I just want to finally have a plague doctor costume and if you won’t let me have it then goddamn it i’m buying it myself off amazon. I have gift cards and you can’t stop me.

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“Winifred Thomas at your service, sir!”

“Uh oh, that doesn’t look good.”

“I’m sorry, what? I was talking Martha.” *holds up a leech in a bottle* “I keep one of my little squiggles with me all the time!”