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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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big fan of polite and minimal explanations when you need to get out of work, school, plans etc. just a definitive ‘sorry but I can’t make it today.’ and then if they press for details or are rude about it say ‘sorry, something came up. thanks for understanding’ i’m over the idea that you have to exaggerate/overexplain your situation even when you don’t want to do that to be worthy of flexibility and grace in your life

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life used to be so fucking simple. you could just be the guy whos really good at making ropes and that would be your entire life

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the great thing about loving minor characters is that nobody can tell me that something ISN’T true… cuz like… says who? the creators? no. in fact, the creators said nothing.

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2021 Pride Month Celebration [11/30 LGBT+ Characters] Klaus Hargreeves “Ok, well, sorry. I’m just gonna go murder mom really quick. I’ll be right back.”

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Katara: Sokka we have something very important to tell you

Aang: It may come as a but of a shock but you need to know

Katara: You’re in love with Toph

Sokka:

Sokka: What

Zuko: On the bright side she seems to love you too for whatever reason

Sokka: WHAT

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Zuko: Katara just found out about Toph and Sokka

Katara: I think I it’s great! For Sokka. Toph could do better

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Toph: You will marry me

Sokka: Um, it’s actually will you marry me -

Toph: I said what I said

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Toph: *pulls out a gun*

Sokka: Hey! I said no guns!

Toph: I thought you said no gum

Sokka: But you’re -

Toph, chewing gum: I’m a wild card

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Toph: It’s okay, everyone is afraid of something

Suyin: Even Dad?

Toph, thinking of the time Sokka woke up screaming in horror because he had a dream she was taller than him: Yes

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greek mythology | more cursed images

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Hades: Did you guys buy eggs like I asked?

Poseidon: Even better!

Zeus: *holds up a chicken* Look!

Poseidon: His name is Kyle!

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Poseidon: Why are you sad?

Hades: I don’t know.

Poseidon: So just for no reason?

Hades: Oh no, there are plenty of reasons, I’m just not sure which one at this time.

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Artemis: *sneezes*

Apollo:

Artemis: You’re not going to say bless you?

Apollo: You’ve already been blessed by my presence.

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Hestia: Do any of you have healthy stress outlets?

Hermes: Screaming.

Zeus: Murder.

Dionysus: Drugs.

Hades: Fire.

Hestia:

Hestia: So...we have “screaming”.

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Poseidon: Hades is choking, I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!

Zeus: turn it upside down and use the six!

Poseidon: genius!

Hades: *stops choking momentarily* what the fuck