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I don't care what official translations say, I chose to believe "Et tu, Brute?" translates to "What the FUCK, Brutus?"
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Rip Julius Ceasarwhat a way to go lol
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Oh god there is
I often wonder if there is Bible fanfiction. I am too afraid of what I might find if I try to know for sure. If I ever gather the courage I will share my discoveries with anyone willing to listen to my tale
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The bot (?) Is calling it a water meal it wants us to drink the acid
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
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"How's the homework going?"
I built a bookshelf, cleaned my room, filled my bookshelf (organized), and moved a giant cat tree downstairs. Thanks for asking :)
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people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.
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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....
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Woah I think the post is fixed at 27 notes
I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...
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I offer my entire skeleton and the several dozen I have collected over the past millennia.
I've taken 2 of the quizzes you've made (which danny phantom character are you and which dpxdc trope are you) and I'm thrilled with my results. First of all, are there more? Second, you showed some of your playlists for one of the questions I mentioned. Could you please either list the songs on them or provide us a way to access these?
oh absolutely I gotchu. Technically I have a few more let me grab the links.
these aren't dpxdc ones but I HAVE made other ones in my free time. Are You A Ghost? What type of Bone are you?
playlist of songs!
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Ooh ah hmm wow uh ouch umm pain is definitely a thing I am experiencing at this moment in a very normal way
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You're in his DMs but I'm as far away from him as fucking possible
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TUMBLR LIVE IS GONE WE'RE FREE
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Mr. Gender Monster, sir, please dont don't do this. I have work to do. I can't be feeling sad about never being seen as a nearly almost boy but not quite. I have things to do. Please go AWAY. I don't need this today
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dude I get you have issues but come on you can't keep writing on the walls every time you're overcome with visions of the end of the world, the landlord is gonna kick us out. Babe... no. If you have to do it right now can you at least use washable markers like a normal doom prophet
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hey man, my mom said you can't come over anymore because your stigmata make a mess and your prophetic visions are "extremely distressing" to watch. sorry dude :/
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Gender of today is Creature. A little bug scuttling around in the grass, a massive dog chasing its prey, the prey itself. Just creature
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The scientists who worked with Laika adored her. They loved Laika, but not enough to save her.
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