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I was talking about my type in men and my 65 year old coworker said 'oh you like you some little princess boys'

I'm never going to come back from that

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not me watching the walking dead for the first time 14 years late and being like idk. the CDC guy has a point…….take me out sir 🫡

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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Customer: CLASSIC CAR DMV: BAD MOTHERFUCKER, HAS A 57 CHEVY Verdict: DENIED

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but being genuine & not jokey for a second you Need to make yourself a safe person for transfems. every time you support the witch-hunt of a trans girl you are signaling to every other trans girl you know that you will ruin their life if they say something you don't like. you have to put aside kneejerk disgust reactions and simply block people if they post something that upsets you. this is not worth risking their safety

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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

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Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

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Count Dooku: The Republic is corrupt and undemocratic, and the Jedi are elitist and out of touch, they have opressed us for far too long!

Separatist: I agree! We need to make a new path, down with the Republic, we'll join you!

Count Dooku: Good choice my friend! Welcome to the Dark Side of the Force. My name is Darth Tyrannus. You can join me at the Star Destroyer Malevolence with my friend, General Grievous.

Separatist: wh

Separatist: why are you called like that

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How would different fantasy races study religion and magic? I'm trying hard to imagine Goblin Theosophy but my brain can't construct it all

I don't think goblins have a formal religion. I think their religion is like, lying about being a wizard so hard that you end up being able to cast swam of flies by accident. It's like yes-anding to the point of societal and metaphysical power.

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any given callout about trans girls being into whatever kinks is essentially a longform way to whisper the concept of 'send her to a male prison' into the ears of gormless fandom bloggers but this one is a particularly egregious example of it. it'd be worrying for its tone but not for its farcically bad presentation, highlighting the text of entire screenshotted posts as though the people reading it are too stupid to understand what they should be upset at (they are). and ending it with the wikipedia link to the streissand effect is a really telling look into the minds of the people who regurgitate this shit huh. they're really taking dtwof losing to homestuck badly, aren't they

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interesting how transmascs & transfems alike think losing weight is the answer to pass as our chosen gender.... almost as if fat people are never Truly afforded a passing gender regardless of trans status. as fat people we are never Truly seen as Men or Women. anyway fuck that notion & if u think u need to lose weight to pass that's the devil talking

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More polls about your first [x] need to have an "I don't remember" option for those of us with the memory span of a moth.

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I haven't purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.

There is NO "death of the author" with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.