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before spotify wrapped comes out i have to establish that i am not mentally well and cannot be held responsible for my listening habits

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y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*

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parasocial relationships with celebrities are over, its now time for parasocial relationships with your friends' friends

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My full time job is being a sleepy

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i loooove being delusional. catch me ignoring reality altogether. catch me never being reasonable ever. catch me straight up making up things in my head to cope. delusion is my best friend

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*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

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also are you single

single most unappreciated user on this WEBSITE

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please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

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oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

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i have a disease that makes me see every female character as a lesbian and its called being smarter than everyone

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The median artery is an artery that is occasionally found in humans and other animals. [1] It is present in 35% of individuals born in the late 20th century. [2]

occasionally I'm reminded that biology just sucks to think about

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Haven’t had the energy to block pornbots as they pop up and I can feel them stacking up like unwanted emails

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wish me luck