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the GDR actually collapsed because its citizens were unable to hold more than six things at one time

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I like that you can say “cantarella scene” and every rgu head out there knows intuitively what you’re talking about because it also made everyone nuts. I referred to it as the cantarella scene fresh off the show for the first time with no prior exposure to the fandom and it turns out everybody else does too

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Straight women who don’t understand what top and bottom mean and refer to literally being on top of someone as topping is the funniest shit ever. You are so lost

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Lavender lamborghini roll up in a blue bikini bitches on the beaches looking super cute and freaky all my friends are princesses we keep it whipped and creamy ice cubes on our tongues because we like to keep it freezy

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we have not yet determined experimentally how well a socialist state would run if we gave ultimate unaccountable authority to a lesbian tankie

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touch me while your bros play sudoku #real love

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the way i still keep getting mad yankees in the notes of my watcher post made me suddenly go woah sorry guys you actually radicalised me, maybe the artists SHOULDN'T be compensated now. just because it keeps you mad lol

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the customer is always STUPID AS HELL!!!!!!!

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they should invent talking with a friend that doesnt require a conversation topic or the ability to otherwise come up with things to say

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”Well how are YOU going to vote?!” I’m not a US citizen 🤍 hope this helps 🤍

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Feel free to share any other quirks you're capable of, that I didn't list, in the tags! (Like if you have any double joints, or extra teeth, or whatever)

Don't forget to reblog so more people can vote! :]

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trotsky was a victim of cancel culture because he told stalin to press the goodism button instead of the badism one

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Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

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