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So I’m browsing firepits, thinking, “Yeah, let’s keep it cozy this coming fall,” when I see this review photo… and I’m instantly alarmed. These folks have wood sticking out of the firepit like it’s trying to make a break for it—on a wooden porch. I’m not sure if they’re making s’mores or testing the limits of their homeowner’s insurance. Either way, I’m deeply concerned.

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Going back to old writing is either just like:

1. “Who wrote this masterpiece?! It was ME?!”

2. “Who wrote this absolute shit? Oh fuck my life, that was me, wasn’t it?”

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But I hate conflict....

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You know you're officially an adult when the most exciting part of your day is unboxing a new washing machine—and suddenly you're giggling like it's 1997 and someone just handed you a limited edition Princess Diana Beanie Baby. Only now, instead of screaming “Don’t touch it, it’s gonna be worth millions!” you’re yelling, “It’s got a sanitize cycle!!”

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people say “write what you know” and then get surprised when i hand them 47 pages of unprocessed emotional trauma disguised as fantasy worldbuilding

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writers think they’re in control until a side character kicks the door down like “guess what bitch i’m emotionally compelling”

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SONS OF ANARCHY 7.07 | Greensleeves

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To boost my mental health, I’ve taken up flower gardening—snapdragons and sunflowers, to be exact. Please keep them in your thoughts. I’ve managed to kill three cactuses. Cactuses! They're basically green rocks with ambition. It takes skill to fail that hard.

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My custom diamond painting for my late fur baby showed up today.

It captured her resting bitch face beautifully. She was actually very sweet, she just looked mean...kind of like me. 🤪

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UPDATE: The kittens are here! She popped out 7 like she was a kitty clown car. 3 orange boys, 1 tabby girl, and three darker girls that might be tabby, might be tortie. Gonna have to wait and see.

So… plot twist! Our neighbor abandoned their cat after a house fire (rude), but the good news? We adopted her! The surprise news? She's pregnant. Yep—turns out we took in a two-for-one special… or five-for-one, depending on how many kittens she’s hiding in there. We're guessing this is why her previous humans noped out—because kittens = chaos.

Including her, we now have three indoor cats and a rotating cast of outdoor strays we care for like little royalty. We’re not exactly rolling in cash, so once the kittens are old enough, they’ll need new homes.

Details:

* Momma is a sweet, friendly tortoiseshell who just wants to be loved (and maybe give you a gentle paw tap to let you know she's in charge).

* We think the baby daddy is a ginormous tabby stray who looks like he could bench press a raccoon.

* We're in Memphis (near Beale Street), and kittens should be ready in a few months.

* We’re asking a $20 rehoming fee to help cover food, litter, and all the adorable kitten chaos.

Important fine print (but in bold because we mean it):

Indoor-only homes!!! No exceptions. These fluff nuggets deserve safety, warmth, and zero encounters with traffic or raccoons named Carl.

If you're interested, hit me up! Bonus points if you send cat memes with your inquiry.

Here's a picture of momma:

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How it feels to live with ehlers danlos syndrome:

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It’s May, which means it’s Ehlers Danlos Syndrome Awareness Month!

Since it’s massively underdiagnosed, I figured this would be a great occasion to share some of my favorite infographics about this condition. (And for any of you who have been wondering why my personal posts here are basically all about medical mishaps and weird injuries: it’s because of hEDS and comorbidities.)

To any of my fellow zebras out there, we will make it through this!

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