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how it feels to listen to oingo boingo and imagine things happening

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Colored Doodles

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mishka

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my body is a machine that turns cis characters trans

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spy tells her to ‘sit like a lady’ atleast 3 times a day

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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Just thought this would be fun

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hii...leaving these husbands here..

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"Zhis is unacceptable - cavities!! Not in MY ranks!!"

Dr. E. L. Clemens, RED medic and certified freakazoid bird. he's been my brainworm for two weeks.

his playlist:

some more fun facts which couldn't fit on the sheet:

- gay (:

- "he/him" but sometimes prefers "it."

- probably autistic, probably self-diagnosed.

- i cannot overstate how obsessed this man is with teeth. it's borderline fetishistic. if any of his mammalian colleages don't take proper care of their teeth he will often force them into "emergency" dental procedures. usually just a cleaning, which he's shockingly good at, but he will spend the entire time frantically chastising the patient for "squandering their gift." he takes great pride in his dental work, far moreso than his surgical ventures. it's his passion vs. his job. (most definitely a hyperfixation.)

- he prefers travelling by car to flying after a traumatic experience when he was a youngster - when he was fledging, he was hit out of the sky by something and broke one of his wings. he can still fly, but avoids it unless absolutely possible. he's developed very strong legs as a result.

- bit of a motor enthusiast. he owns a red-and-cream 1933 Duesenberg SJ which he has nicknamed "Imogene." she is his pride and joy. he always dresses up in old-timey driving gear whenever he takes her for a spin.

- pretty much still lives in the 50s.

- did NOT lose his medical license, he just likes to joke about it to scare his patients. (whether he'll retain it after the Gravel Wars is another story, but RED does a good job of covering up his breaches of the hippocratic oath.)

- always has classical music and jazz playing in the infirmary.

- gave his Sniper (the only other avian on his team) a set of teeth just like his. less out of necessity and just because he thinks more birds should have them.

- LOVES crime novels, reads every night before bed. has a large collection of pulp krimi magazines from the 50s in their little plastic dust covers.

- also collects wet specimens of animals with birth defects. he collects a lot of things.

- least favourite medical procedure is anything involving broken bones - reminds him of bad things.

- he can spit his stomach acid as a defense mechanism. he doesn't like to do this since it's painful, but he absolutely will as a last resort.

- sadistic streak, naturally. switches from docile to dangerous in a moment's notice, usually on the battlefield.

- actually treats his team pretty well and with a level of professionalism - saves (most of) his crazy experiments for enemy prisoners and cadavers.

- knows too much.

he's part of a furry AU of mine, so expect more animal mercs soon (:

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an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they've got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in

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Day 3 and 4: Drink night & Longing

We should talk about Sandvich Saga more gais

I'M CAUGHT UP RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What you got there, Sniper?

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Lala Bingle sent you $10 for yummy sneats

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Medic

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El Espia

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I really wanted to draw that bear hug taunt I think it is very good