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#porter would send vincent to a crackhouse (iykyk)#<<you have to remember that it wasn’t an active crack house#<- but the residents do steal vincent's sheet music and use it as toilet paper#<<porter forgot that the vampire community is very tight
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#the fact that it's the glee cover makes this like 20 times funnier#<<the is absolutely nothing funny about the greatest tv show of the last 700 years#porter would send vincent to a crackhouse (iykyk)#<<you have to remember that it wasn’t an ACTIVE crack house
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HES DOING HIS BEST
LET THE DORK LIVE HIS LIFE IN PEACE
reminder that vincent is the ORIGINAL freak
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HES A GOOD MAN
LEAVE HIM ALONE
reminder that vincent is the ORIGINAL freak
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted vincent#redacted vampires#redacted solaire clan
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LEAVE VINCENT OUT OF THIS
HES BEEN REHABILITATED
hc that when a vampire's maker dies they pass out for however old the maker was when they got turned.
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted vampires#redacted solaire clan#redacted vincent#redacted lovely
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i was thinking about when shifting was super popular on tiktok and i wondered if it was actually a human born dreamwalker that started the trend.
they didn’t know how they were able to not only have very intricate dreams, but also control them, so they thought that they could shift to alternate universes. they decided to share it on tiktok, other people saw it, and everything kind of blew up.
other human born dream walkers shared they’re similar experiences with “shifting” and of course unempowered people started to lie, and say that they could also “shift”.
this was obviously a huge headache for the department, and the best way to play it off was to just plant videos saying shifting isn’t real to help keep covert.
#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted audio#redacted dreamwalker#redacted headcanon#redacted headcanons
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can you imagine if william died and vincent was in a coma for 500 years 😭
hc that when a vampire's maker dies they pass out for however old the maker was when they got turned.
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i seerously need a morgan audio
#manifesting him as hard as i can#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted audio#redacted morgan#redacted seers#redacted seer obscura
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NO 😔

Thinking about Sam and Darlin fogging up the windows in his old ass pick up truck, making out like dumb lovestruck teenagers.
Sighs wistfully
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they can’t do this to me 😩
i NEED a fools!vincent BA
I need to know more about Vincent Rebane.
#< fool!porter didn't get the ba this year. unless he gets brought back next year (unlikely considering how many other guys we haven't seen)#<<sam got the ba this year.#i just meant that porter and vincent are the 2 vamps that we know of that haven’t gotten a fools!ba#and i really want it to be vincent
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and quinn is somewhere lurking in the shadows, watching them like the freak he is 🥰
Thinking about Sam and Darlin fogging up the windows in his old ass pick up truck, making out like dumb lovestruck teenagers.
Sighs wistfully
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redactedverse#redacted vampires#redacted solaire clan#redacted quinn
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the fact that he hasn’t gotten a fooliverse audio keeps me up at night
BUT
if we’re keeping with the theme that a fooliverse vampire gets the april BA, then fools!vincent might get one next year
I need to know more about Vincent Rebane.
#i feel like a vincent rebane ba would be like a david ba but better because it’s vincent.#if it’s given to porter i think i’ll riot#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted fooliverse#redacted vincent#redacted vampires#redacted solaire clan
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I have always loosely based how I picture Milo off of Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars is 5’5. Therefore, Milo is 5’5.
end of discussion.
if i see one more fucking post ab “milo aint actually short he’s 5’10 and just surrounded by 6’6 freak ass fucking monsters” i’m gonna unload a clip on the redacted fandom. MILO IS SHORT YALL ARE FUCKING COWARDS
#thank you for coming to my ted talk#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted milo#redacted headcanons#redacted shaw pack#redacted werewolves
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darlin’ could steal every pack mate and form a harem and no one would be able to stop them
Sometimes, when david is in a pack meeting and Angel can't hug his arm, they just go over to where Tank is sitting or standing and hug their arm instead
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I can’t get that surfer!Asher hc out of my head
I can see him w that sun bleached curly hair, the freckles, the beaming smile he has coming out of the ocean with his surfboard. He looks so handsome, but that changes immediately to cuteness as he spots Babe on the sand bank, jumping and clapping in excitement. He runs over to them with the goofiest grin and picks Babe up, spinning them around and kissing them all over. Babe giggles and says his lips taste like salt.
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in minutes, hours, or YEARS?
hc that when a vampire's maker dies they pass out for however old the maker was when they got turned.
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