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Lifetime next TV success: Little League Dads!

(contains 15% real drama!)

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50% discount on today’s Laugh-your-ass-off quote of the Day if you get it now!

Today’s quote of the day is:

“You know there should be... a show - a streaming show, on Netflix, that’s just infomercials! I’d - I’d pay for it!

...

*snorts and chuckles*”

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Subject known as CCR is presenting signs of mutation (evidence #120).

(Was laughing so hard, my jaw almost got dislocated)

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*smash*

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Happy birthday Chase!

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Today’s quote of the Day

Today’s quote of the day is:

“I kinda want it! I kinda want Herpes!”

“I can... help you with that”

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Rhett doesn’t comprehend Davin’s egg. 

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Too much information, Link. Too much information.

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Think of all the Irene (the living ones), Ernie and Renei who would be so pleased to receive this very special piece of art!

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Nobody can beat Mr. Neal when it comes to things that aren’t clean.

(Hum. It sounded better in my head)

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This muffin was uterus-istible.

(I am deeply sorry)

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Rhett and Link, about to savor the countless souls of divers who never came back to the surface. #yummy

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Smart versus Silly Pt.2: Guess who’s the silly one.

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Smart versus Silly: Rhett is too smart for you.

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Today’s quote o’ the day

Today’s quote of the day is:

“Ha hey! A couple of sneaky eunuchs over here!”

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Stab her Right in the baby!

(I too have read all the books but do not recall any projectile vomiting happening then)

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Suppository man, Chip Dude and whatever that horror is, are ready to fight the forces of evil and aesthetics!