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we got free drinks the other day and the guy said he accidentally made too many and I was like aww hahaha and I told my coworker about this and he said "maybe I should start going out in a blonde wig" and it got me like 🤨 wait. wait a dang minute.

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Sasha Grey, photo by Richard Kern

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taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers

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its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

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oh yeah btw I changed my hair

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rare cats together moment

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this guy suuuucksss he can't catch anythingggg

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"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

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🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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humbled

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ROMAN: i don't have time for this. i'm supposed to be out, actually, adventuring? getting that enchanted amulet from the wizard's tomb that dad's been talking about for the past six months?

KENDALL: oh, dad sent you on a fetch quest?

ROMAN: it's not a fucking fetch quest.

SHIV: who's he sending with you?

ROMAN: fucking frank, and—

KENDALL: frank? dude. that's babysitting. it's a fetch quest.

SHIV: an enchanted amulet, seriously? he's probably just too cheap to buy marcia an anniversary present this year.

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The sad story of lvl1 Nerevarine who sold everything he had.

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