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I heard vine compilations were a thing

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Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

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How uplifting :)

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Awwwww

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more cat adventures

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more cat adventures

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Piper the pup and Mya the not so pup #puppy #collie #austrailianshepherd (at Monaca, Pennsylvania)

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A bridge of the Monaca variety doing what bridges tend to do . . . . #architecture #bridge #carryonmywaywardson (at Monaca, Pennsylvania)

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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

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New puppy? Which name should we give? Pepper, Piper, or Pebbles 🌚 (at Pennsylvania-West Virginia border)

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•SummerStorms• Rain clouds melancholic skies full of grey cathartic darkness intensify the slowness of the time. Pitter patter tick tick splosh splish splosh along the road cars displace puddles like rocks thrown in the pond. The ponderous thoughts aloft inside floating just above the minds of poets lovers and the like. Everyone has a different name for the predicament but it always ends the same. . . . #poetry #mountainlakelodge #virginia (at Mountain Lake Lodge)

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"Holy shit. I'm scared of heights. Jesus...JESUS! I made it! Oh god the wind is strong. This is horrible." -@namor0995 . . . #4365ftup #highelevation #heightssuck (at Bald Knob)

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Lush greenery overhanging the path to Cascade Falls. Nature is a gift to man that is worth so much it's incomprehensible to us. . . #nature #cascadefalls #virginia (at Cascade Falls)

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Some things in nature are merely too immense to capture within the lens of a camera. . . #cascadefalls #virginia #slowmo #nature (at Cascade Falls)

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Standing in the bottom of the lake. Due to natural reoccurrence of sinkholes, the lake fluctuates between empty and full fairly regularly. The field in the top picture used be the lake too. It went on until the buildings in the background. . . . #mountainlakelodge #virginia #sinkholesfordays (at Mountain Lake (Dirty Dancing Movie Site))

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Cry Baby - The Neighbourhood #mistakeonthelake #hobcleveland #thenbhd (at House of Blues Cleveland)

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Awesome concert with two great openers! Sadly we had to head out early due to the self-entitled, teenie boppers who should stay home next time. Rach got overheated so we bounced early. Still a great night! (at Stage AE)