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nap-mare · 4 years
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Anyone else the dumbest bitch alive?
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Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.
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I wish I was your daddy...
Who are you...
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nap-mare · 5 years
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nap-mare · 5 years
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my 2 year old stays crying all the time as if it’s my responsibility to care for him.. .im focusing on myself right now … i don’t owe you anything with your toxic attitude… don’t expect me to feed you if you can’t even match my energy …
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person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it
me:
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my body, tearfully: when sleep???
me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity
my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????
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“How difficult it was, that suddenly the world could split under her eyes, and show this darkness inside.”
— D.H. Lawrence, The Captain’s Doll
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“It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life.”
— Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via coral)
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via weheartit
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nap-mare · 5 years
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me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke
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sensory overload, or, as i like to call it,
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Sometimes I see a girl’s shoulders/collarbone area and I’m suddenly possessed by the spirit of a 19th century lesbian first seeing another girl removing her dress to reveal pantaloons and corset in the dorms at the all-girls boarding school her parents sent her to so she may be trained in proper etiquette
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Peter: y’all just mad because i’m leaving the club with a beautiful woman, thanks again aunt may for picking me up i really appreciate it
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she got a ass that’ll swallow up a g-string
my instagram | my porn
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