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YO

I forgot the password to this account 

Imma start shieeet up soon tho bc I’m back in, also adding more fandoms <3 

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Sasuke and Naruto reacting to his s/o staring at them and then saying “let me suck you off” confidently pls

Sasuke :

He feels your stare on him but he decides not to react as it isn’t anything foreign to him. It’s only after he feels the heat of your gaze for some time – is when he glances up, seeing the corners of your lips curl into a smirk.

Sasuke is curious, cocking an eyebrow at you. “Something on your mind?”

You bite onto your lower lip for a second, almost unable to hold in your excitement.

“Let me suck you off.”

There’s not much surprise on his complexion but he shifts his eyes away from you for a moment. There’s a small smile on his lips as he teasingly fiddles with the hem of his pants.

“Get to it then.”

Naruto :

He’s probably already staring at you and grinning like an idiot. But that smirk you got going on makes his cheeks dust pink.

“Heh why are you looking at me like that?” he scratches the back of his head, before touching his face and hair. “Is my hair weird today?”

Your eyes flicker seductively as they meet his again and he’s confused, but awaiting your response nonetheless.

“Let me suck you off.” you say slowly, making his eyes enlarge in surprise.

He thinks for a moment. “Let you what?! Why?!” he doesn’t know why he’s asking stupid questions and he’s totally jealous of how confident and calm you are about it. 

Naruto relaxes a bit, already thinking about it. “Are you sure?” he asks, but he’s ready to take his pants off.

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Levi comforting his girl who is jealous of Petra because she knows Petra likes him? But she's not overreacting, just Levi being Levi figures out that something is wrong

when it comes to reading the room, levi is pretty attentive to even minor tensions. in this situation, it’s easy to detect the elephant in the room.

adressing it though? not so much.

at first, he figures it’s best to stay out of whatever is going on between them. perhaps it’s none of his business or he’d make things worse.

it would probably take some serious incident for him to open up a conversation, like someone slacking off during training or even worse - during an expedition.

but as long as his s/o and petra are “just” throwing glares at each other, it’s not worth mentioning.

so for the meantime, levi might not intervene and just keep an eye out.

it takes a few days of the two continuously nagging at each other or staring the other down, until he decides to speak up about it during cleaning duties.

thinking it’s probably nothing serious, he’ll just interrupt one of their stare down competitions with a casual “something wrong? the dust won’t wipe away itself, you know?”

since he basically put the two on the spot like that, they’ll probably just brush it off and pretend nothing happened.

however, levi is not stupid. he takes note of how even after everyone is dismissed, his s/o is still grumpy. using a tea session as an excuse for them to join him at his office, he’ll ask them again.

levi being levi though, he’s very blunt about it.

“what the hell is it with you and petra recently? i’ve never seen you this annoyed… or annoying, actually.”

it probably makes his s/o snap. how come it’s their fault now??? since when are they being the annoying one when it’s petra getting on their nerves all the damn time?

levi remains calm, but he has to be a little strict about this. it shouldn’t be too much to ask of his squad members to at least get along somewhat. 

they don’t need to become best friends, they just shouldn’t act like they’d kill each other. some team-play is required if they want to survive during missions.

considering that, levi is pretty annoyed with the situation, thinking it’s just childish of both of them. “alright, what did she do to anger you this much?”

“you mean besides acting all cute and giggly around you and pretending i’m not standing right next to her when she does?”

levi pauses and blinks, trying to recall any situation like that, but ultimately gives up. “never noticed that and even if i did, i wouldn’t care.”

“how can you stay so calm? she’s obviously flirting with you even though–”

“(y/n), i said i don’t care”

to prove his point, he’d pull them close and kiss their forehead. for comforting, he’d put paper work aside and cuddle with them instead.

“no need for you to fight over something you already have, silly. now stop being jealous.”

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I SEE NOTHING BUT LEVI IN THIS. IM NOT SORRY. MY SEARCH IS OVER. GOOD NIGHT.

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Hi! I liked being Madaras crush and dating headcanons, could I get crush and dating headcanons for Levi and Tobirama Senju? 😊

So glad you liked them

Tobirama is posted ay ay ay

Being Levi’s Crush

He realises that something is off when he catches feelings for you. Refusing to accept them, he doesn’t act on it. It’s just a dumb, bratty crush that will only last a week or less, right?

Levi doesn’t know how wrong he was until more time passes and he finds himself actually looking around to find you in the crowd. He actually walks up to you and talks to you about training or expeditions – just normal stuff in that area.

But the more he gets to know you, his heart just beats a little faster. He hates the sick feeling in his stomach, the butterflies, an explosion. The corporal begins to ask you about your health and everything he usually wouldn’t care about before.

What gets him is when he starts stuttering around you like a “dumbass”. He’s just like ?? The fuck was that?? After leaving you alone. He blushes, feeling his body heat up from just standing right next to you.

You bet he’s gonna avoid you for a while, excusing it as being “busy” which he is, but he just wants to get his shit together before he gets out there again.

The fact that he gets a little excited when he sees you or when you greet him with a smile – is shameful I guess.

He subtly touches you. Like : he touches your arm when he asks you about your day or he lightly places his hand on your lower back when he’s trying to squeeze by. When he sits next to you he has his arm on top on the couch where you are. He’s close to you. If it was romantic you would surely rest your head on his shoulder.

Levi doesn’t plan on actually dating you, it just happens. You could be making out and sleeping together and he still wouldn’t label anything. You’d be doing relationship things but there would be no label. You’d kinda just have to sneakily ask. He’d call you his girlfriend/boyfriend if someone asked about you though. All unintentional. He wouldn’t actually ask you out, you’d just be together tbh.

Dating

You are guaranteed to see him smile and all. Listen okay. I don’t believe that he’s COMPLETELY stoic and serious all the time. I feel like it is possible to make him laugh and smile. He obviously has an image to keep up, but in private -- why wouldn’t he crack jokes with you. He’s the type to be unintentionally funny and he’s just confused if you laugh at what he says. He has a dry sense of humour also.

He panics when he can’t see you during or after an expedition. He makes you promise you won’t die before every expedition - even though he knows it can happen anyways.

Levi fears of losing you when he seriously gets attached. He couldn’t stand it if he did - by death though. If you’re unhappy with him he’d understand.

He’s possessive over you but he’d never admit it. He lays low so you wouldn’t even know.

You wouldn’t be treated like a princess/prince but he’d treat you better than others. He would still call you “brat” and “dumbass” or “idiot” but with love twinged to those words. Like you’re sick and he’s like “Tch, I told you to put on a coat, idiot.”

Levi would be tense about affection for a while and tell you to “Get off.” the first few times, but he accepts it eventually and doesn’t fight it. He starts to love your warm cuddles and cheek kisses. It’s like -- that’s what he needed his whole life. He actually likes it and he wants you to do it more, but he won’t say it. If you don’t do it as much as he’d like, Levi does it instead.

He’d get annoyed if you were too clingy. 

Honestly he warms up to everything after like almost a year of dating. He himself makes advances and starts to shower you with more love. 

If you told him you loved him at the right time, he’d freeze and stare at you in shock. He’d be happy to hear it. He would tell you he loves you accidentally or he’d tell Hanji and they would tell you to expose him.

He’s observant and he can tell when you’re sad. He speaks softer to you and he refrains from calling you any names. He makes you tea and is willing to listen to you complain. He gives you good advice too.

His Insecurities

He’s shit with affection, in his opinion.

He’s worried you’re afraid to talk to him about things that bother you or when you’re hurt because he knows he comes off as cold and closed off.

He’s sure he’s a shit lover in general.

He thinks you’re too attractive to be with him.

He thinks you’re too good for him.

He’s worried you’ll leave him because of his past.

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Being Tobirama’s Crush

He would despise having a crush. Tobirama would never approach you if he didn’t think anything of you. 

Only if he thought you were worthy, he’d maybe act on his feelings. But otherwise you won’t ever know how he felt at one point about you.

He’d spend a lot of time staring at you so intensely -- with the most angry look on his face yet he’s not mad or anything... Just completely lost in his thoughts while he admires you. He grunts to himself, trying really hard to think of ways to approach you properly. At night he thinks about how it even came to him catching feelings.

You might feel intimidated underneath his intense glare and pretty awkward since you could be convinced that you annoyed him in some way.

Hashirama would figure out what he’s on about immediately and he’d tease him constantly about it. The confusion on your face when Tobirama is looking at you with a resting bitch face and Hashirama is smiling at you, seeming completely satisfied.

Tobirama would be pushed by his brother to actually talk to you, giving him advice and all that he twists and just comes out weird when talking to you.

He would feel so embarrassed if you were like “Wait, what? I don’t understand.” He would just slightly stumble over his words and his cheeks would redden. You make him a bit nervous and it’s so stupid. Then he claims that his brother’s techniques don’t work! He just makes a fool out of himself.

Although, finally he asks you out for dinner or a walk. If he feels a deep connection he’s going to only pursue you more. He wants to feel comfortable with you and he must trust you.

It’s not easy for him to throw his point across about his feelings for you so you kind of have to guess what he wants until he confirms -- that yes, this is what he means.

Dating

He isn’t at all used to affection so he kinda gets annoyed over random hugs and all. Like excuse me? What are you doing?

You need to be patient with him as he himself needs to learn to love it all. He’s well aware that romantic relationships aren’t just talking, he needs to show he cares with actions too.

Don’t expect him to be lovey dovey and hold your hand in public either. He will absolutely NOT do PDA. There is no way you could even convince him.

But honestly, Tobirama enjoys your company and he likes having you around. 

He rarely says “I love you.” But when he does, he means it and he wants you to know you’re special to him.

After time, he does get used to hugs and cuddles and he eventually becomes less tense and icky about it all. He can’t say he loves it but he doesn’t hate it. On bad days he only wants your attention and he wants to rest his head on your chest. He wants you to play with his hair and scratch his back.

Tobirama learns to accept affection and he himself wraps his arms around you and kisses you without being asked or told to do it. Private times are the best times. 

He loves sleeping beside you, he loves waking up beside you. You do make him happy.

His Insecurities 

He’s not good with affection.

He can get annoyed too quickly at you or your actions.

He’s worried about his time management. No time for you.

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Hello there! I just wanted to say that I read the kakashi and madara headcanons and it's really good! I look forward to reading more of your work💕

omg I’m so glad ayyy

thank you so much :*  ily

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Being Kakashi’s Crush

He doesn’t just develop feelings for anyone. He doesn’t have any unrealistic standards or anything but he pays a lot of attention to your character.

Loyalty is so important to him. Honesty, a good heart, some sense of humour. Someone who is patient and understanding. Those are the qualities he looks for. Bonus if you’re a freak in bed. (But he does get too tired and too lazy after, so round 2′s aren’t an all time thing.)

Kakashi needs to have a friendship with you first and know you well. He won’t act too different when he develops a crush on you. He acts natural, normal – just sometimes blushes at the things you do or say, but the mask hides it all. He can be shy at times.

He is aware of his feelings when he gets butterflies in his stomach around you. When his heart beats faster and when he finds himself being in a trance – just staring at the features on your face and smiling – not even listening to you when you’re talking. He snaps out of it and just goes like “Damn it.” in his head.

There’s a lot of teasing going on from his side to get a reaction out of you. Kakashi just thinks you’re so cute.

He doesn’t want to love and lose in the end. He doesn’t want to get too attached and then be disappointed in the end so he fights his feelings - but not for long.

There’s just a point where he breaks when he’s around you and he just tells you he “might” like you more than a friend. When in reality, you’re on his mind 80% of the day.

Dating

He’s everything you’d look for in a man. Dating him is a blessing.

But sometimes he can get lazy with doing relationship things and he’d rather read a book than go on a date or something. It’s good if you explain to him how much spending time with him means to you. Honestly just talk to him about your concerns – he’ll fix everything right away.

He doesn’t really do PDA but in private he gives you all the affection and he can get so clingy. Kakashi loves laying his head on your laps or on your chest with his arm around your waist while you’re laying down. He feels so much comfort in times like this, especially if you play with his hair or trace his back with your fingers.

This man falls asleep so quickly with you by his side. He’s cuddly af and chances are – you won’t be able to leave the bed until he’s up. But even when he’s awake and still has some time on his hands, he’s just holding onto you.

Kashi generally leaves early in the morning and he tends to leave you notes or little reminders around the house for you.

His Insecurities 

He has irrational fears where you’ll find someone better than him.

He doesn’t realise how good he is at showing you his love, so he thinks it’s not enough.

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Being Madara’s Crush 

He absolutely refuses to take any action at first. He is in denial for a while, then finding the developed crush on you to be a waste of time. 

It irritates him that he can’t stop thinking about you. It’s so stupidly distracting and it shouldn’t have happened in the first place. But he accepts the fact that it just happened and he can’t do much about it.

Madara tries to fight against it. He avoids you and when he has to face you he keeps everything strictly business-like/professional. He doesn’t even look at your face and talks in the most nonchalant tone to seem indifferent.

He hopes that by time it’ll just all disappear. But it only gets stronger. If you’re a friend of his and you confront him about his behaviour, he’d most likely get angrier than you. Madara would dismiss you and not want to answer your questions.

You’d probably have to have some type of bond or be his type for him to actually be interested in you in the first place. He likes the tough, sensual and feminine type. He needs to know you can protect yourself. Someone much kinder, open and cheerful would be perfect for him. He can’t be grumpy for the rest of his life--

Eventually he figures he just wants you and that’s that. He’d approach you when you’d least expect it and he would just be blunt with getting his point across.

“Date me.”

Dating 

Madara is a tough one to date. Well, not entirely.

He doesn’t have too much free time on his hands so there are times you don’t see him. Plus he’s very independent so he does his own thing. He might be gone for a long time and come back like nothing happened.

I strongly believe that he does have a good sense of humour -- that he doesn’t show out in public. He has a stern reputation to keep up. But alone with you, he’ll crack jokes and be somewhat playful. There are many things you could make fun of him for and he would just be so defensive.

If you were childhood friends with him and Hashirama - before the shit happened - Hashi would tell you about the problem Madara has with peeing when someone is staring at him. Many other things too - that you probably knew yourself also.

He would be protective of you, even when he knows you are capable of doing it yourself. He just doesn’t want to lose you. Damn when he loves - he loves hard.

Madara might not be the most romantic, but he would bring you occasional random gifts. Nothing huge... Just something that made him think of you.

He always has a weird urge to embrace you but he decides not to act upon it. Maybe it embarrasses him that he’s so soft for you.

He’s possessive over you and he isn’t aware that it’s not good or healthy. But you would barely know anyways because he doesn’t act on all his thoughts anyways. It’s just thoughts. But he watches you closely.

His Insecurities 

He’s afraid you’ll leave him because of his lack of time to spend time with you.

Communication is important in a relationship - he’s worried you might be unhappy with some things but you’re too scared to bring it up to him.

He’s not good with showing affection and doesn’t like being all touchy.

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Fun Levi Facts!

All facts have been stated by Isayama! 

¬ Levi gets 2-3 hrs of sleep due to his insomnia

¬ Levi’s nightmares involve him not being able to save his friends, dreams of falling and insane intestine smells from titans evaporating 

¬ Levi’s pet peeve is pens lying around open

¬ Levi as a parent would be easily pissed off but he’d be kinda good with children so they’re alright with him

¬ Levi’s favorite flavor of ice cream is lemon and vanilla

¬ Levi is considered ugly in the Snk Universe, Isayama rated their attractiveness and gave Levi a 2 out of 10

¬ Levi was wearing his mother’s dress when Kenny found him

¬ If someone was to confess their feelings to Levi, he’d awkwardly reject them

¬ If Levi sees his reflection in clean surfaces he’d smile a little

¬ Sometimes Levi would talk to himself if something really fucked up happened

¬ Levi does his tea himself, but sometimes if someone is nice they’ll make him tea

¬ Levi doesn’t have a crush on anyone

¬ Levi’s favorite Disney Movie would be Mary Poppins

¬ If Levi had a job in the modern world it would either be a teacher or chef

¬ If you told Levi a good/bad joke he wouldn’t react at all

¬ If Levi were to style his hair in any other way it would be in a ponytail ( Tied Up )

¬ If you were drunk Levi would knock you out so you don’t make any trouble

¬ Levi doesn’t have a good fashion sense

¬ If you randomly search up ‘the definition of fabulous’ on Google a picture of Levi would show

¬ Levi gets all weird when tickled

¬ Levi’s flexible enough to do a standing split

¬ If Levi were to have a panic attack he’d need someone to reassure him that everything would be alright

¬ Rivialle isn’t Levi’s second/first name, it was a wrong translation of his name

¬ Levi would visit Greenland if he could

¬ Levi’s type would be someone who’s tough, feminine and sensual

¬ Levi thinks marriage sucks

¬ Levi is always the submissive one ( HolY ShIt!1 )

¬ Levi is a virgin

¬ Levi sees Isabel in Eren

¬ If Levi had a crush on someone he wouldn’t stop stuttering when he’s around them

¬ Levi likes his tea with no milk, sugar or anything ( Plus all those things are too expensive for him to buy )

¬ Levi wouldn’t have a pet

¬ Levi’s favorite smell is a Summer breeze

¬ You would hardly notice if Levi got sick

¬ Levi would win a fight against Sebastian Michaelis, no demon powers involved

¬ If Levi caught two of his squad members doing the deed, he would stay quiet, walk away and cry

¬ Levi would like Baseball Diaries

¬ If you tried to have a pillow fight with Levi he wouldn’t react at all

¬ If Levi’s squad members threw him a party he’d be slightly annoyed but would appreciate the effort they put in for him

¬ Levi’s fav fruit is apples

¬ If you were to kiss Levi he’d pull back and look at you in terror and disgust

¬ If Levi was in a highschool AU he’d be in the group of bullies

¬ Levi tried wearing plateau shoes

¬ He also once wished to be taller

¬ Levi would push you away and not look at you if you hugged him

¬ Levi’s fav food is rice

¬ In the Snk universe, Levi is the most sexually frustrated one of them all

¬ If Levi were to be an Olympian he’d compete in weightlifting

¬ Levi is the most emotional person in Aot

¬ Levi would play the bass-guitar if he wanted

¬ If Levi went into a haunted house he’d explain everything logically 

¬ Levi would be kinda good at hide and seek, he’d find the best hiding spots but wouldn’t come out of em

¬ If you were flirting with Levi, he wouldn’t have a clue that you are doing it

¬ Levi once wanted to open a tea shop

¬ If someone were to dye Levi’s hair pink, he’d wear it proudly and nobody would make fun of it

¬ Levi is a mama’s boy

¬ Levi’s laugh is kinda creepy and it gives some cadets nightmares if they heard it

¬ Levi’s fav color is white

¬ Levi would be the best at ice skating if he were to try it

¬ If you drew a really good drawing of Levi and showed him he’d say ‘’good work’’

¬ Levi likes Indie Music

¬ If Levi had a gf he’d leave her alone, wouldn’t exactly treat her like a princess and it wouldn’t be much different from not being in a relationship

¬ If Levi saw all the fanart of him ( especially the more revealing ones ) he’d want them deleted

¬ Levi once laughed shortly and when someone asked him about it he said farted

¬ If a kissing scene happened in a movie, Levi would think how he’d like to do that too but would keep it to himself

¬ If Levi went to Cosplay Con he’d just want to go home

¬ Levi is good at cooking, the favorite thing he’d make is stew

¬ Levi’s secret talent is that he can imitate some Scouts

¬ Question: ‘What’s the most disgusting thing Levi’s ever done when he was alone?’

Isayama’s Answer: One time he touched his dick

¬ Levi wouldn’t use any social media

¬ Levi would show his lover affection by bringing them tea or touching them slightly

¬ Levi once considered self harm and suicide because of his depression, he then found a strong will to live

¬ If someone told Levi he had a nice ass he’d tell them to fuck off

¬ The veterans have seen Levi laughing and crying

¬ The most embarassing memory Levi has is that he wasn’t allowed to drink once because they thought he was a kid

¬ The subject Levi likes most is Math

¬ The subject Levi hates most is English

¬ Levi still practices his writing, he’d be very conscious about his handwriting since he’s from the underground he didn’t learn to write so he would be scared if you found out about his background

¬ Levi’s handwriting is very neat

¬ levi wouldn’t get jealous over his lover because he trusts them, if he was jealous he’d stay low about it then eventually explode about it

¬ Levi’s fav sweet would be raisons

¬ If Levi were in a traffic jam he’d wait patiently 

¬ Levi would be the possesive kind of lover

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RULES

Yo just gonna leave this here bc like

The fandoms I’m writing for :

-Kuroko no Basket

-Haikyuu!!

-Naruto (No Boruto pls)

-Boku no Hero Academia (except Tsuyu Asui, Fumikage Tokoyami, Koji Koda)

I write for SFW and NSFW

Topics I won’t write for :

-Self-Harm

-Suicide

-Incest (wtf tho why)

-Rape

-Transphobia, Homophobia, Racism

-Abuse

-Pregnancy/Children (Not in the mindset tbh sorry fam)

-Character x character

I beg request up to only 4 characters for headcanons and 1 character for scenario. 4 for reactions ay

Please mention the gender for NSFW especially. I write in second person so it’ll be all gender neutral generally - unless gender is specified. Female s/o is the easiest for me! 

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Open for Business !!

Starting this side blog up for two animes I like heheheh

Naruto Shippuden (not Boruto i beg) and Attack on Titan (x Reader stuff)

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