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natsskydivingcrew · 11 months
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Bucky: If you need me, I’ll be down here on the floor. Dying.
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natsskydivingcrew · 11 months
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Bucky: Me??? The jealous type??? Absolutely, yes.
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Bucky: The good news is that I’m the prettiest, best-spoken, and most intelligent abomination against god and nature ever to walk the earth.
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Bucky: Stop forgiving my crimes! I worked so hard on those!
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Bucky: life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Steve: Where's the pepper? I thought you went to the store?
Bucky: *mumbles*
Steve: what?
Bucky: Fine! It was on the top shelf! I couldn't reach it!
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Bucky, about Tony: Does he think that Devil’s Advocate is, like, an actual job that you can get, and he’s trying out?
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Steve: Hey Sam is it gay-
Sam: Yes! For the last time, literally EVERYTHING between you and Bucky is gay! Stop asking!
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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A White Wolf and Two Captains.
You know what I hate? When folks pit these three against each other in fandom disputes despite the fact they’re friends.
Try not doing discourse on this one. Just enjoy the buddies.
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Bucky: Its not my fault my love language is acts of service and all I know how to do is kill people
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Steve: Why is you're back all scratched up?
*Flashback to Bucky chasing a racoon after Steve told him to leave it alone*
Bucky: I..
Bucky: I'm having an affair.
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Bucky: Funniest trope is found family but the family you found fucking sucks.
Steve: ...Trope??
Sam: HEy you motherfucker
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Steve: We all have that one friend who can give really good life advice for their friends, yet can't follow their own advice and does all kind of risky stuff.
Bucky: We sure do. Except that your advice isn't always that good.
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Steve: Bucky, did you just put a baby monitor in my pocket? Bucky: *holding the other pair* No.
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Steve, reprimanding Peter: Don't be part of the problem.
Bucky: Steve's right. Be the whole problem.
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Steve: The thing about youth culture is... I don’t understand it.
Bucky: mood
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