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comfy bed. take me home. to the place. where i belong. pillow blanky. sleeping soundly. take me home. comfy bed
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Shuri and Namor should get together to destroy Marvel's fictional U.S. government

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Namor: *painting a giant wall of Shuri beating his ass* Our babies will be smart AND beautiful
Namora: Not to mention imaginary
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Are your nipples sensitive?
Yeah they don’t take criticism well
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Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
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shes a 10 but she answers her texts in 70 to 80 business days and sometimes never
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“im on it boss” <—— guy whos about to fuck it all up
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