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ncoley · 6 hours
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One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions
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ncoley · 6 hours
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ncoley · 8 hours
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god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable
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ncoley · 10 hours
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This explains a lot about my lack of asking for help when I clearly need it
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ncoley · 10 hours
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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like
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ncoley · 17 hours
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ncoley · 17 hours
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ncoley · 1 day
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Anakin in a nutshell
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ncoley · 1 day
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Me at the beginning of this year: I’m so gonna fix my life dude this is gonna be the year everything changes I’m not gonna let anything slip through the cracks it’s time to live
Me approaching the end of March:
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ncoley · 1 day
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ncoley · 2 days
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As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext
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ncoley · 2 days
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Growing.
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ncoley · 2 days
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THE STRING OF NUMBERS AFTER THE "DEACTIVATED" INDICATES THE DATE THAT THE BLOG WAS DEACTIVATED! 2020/10/0 IS CLEARLY A FAKE DATE, THEREFORE "birdenjoyer-deactivated2020100" COULDN'T POSSIBLY A DEACTIVATED ACCOUNT!
General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.
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ncoley · 2 days
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ncoley · 2 days
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It’s funny when American authors come up with a new European nation so their main character can be a secret royal without the pain of researching a real nation. We should all start doing that with North America, just make up a new state. My protagonist lives in New Utahioshington which is the 51st state and located between Delaware and Maryland
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ncoley · 2 days
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Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it's aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like "haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!" but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season
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