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before you stab someone: THINK!
how can you make it Tender?
how can you make it Homoerotic?
how can you make it Implicitly intimate?
how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?
how can you make it Kind of gay?
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On the contrary, I propose that we all start building great big nests and dot our favourite items around the perimeter like birds.
whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am
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Just MENTION hozier I dare you.
nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up
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