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About Cake Morty.

By: Clone Bakery Ria. [For employees only.]

You're not gonna tell if a cake is edible and good enough to sell by the cooking point or the time spent in the oven, but by the behavior of the cake and if it's appearance is matching the flavor it's supposed to be. Also, by it's health state, dumbass.

If the cake is frantically crying, that's probably it's natural reaction to seeing a knife. If you haven't shown a knife to it yet... then it's a lot smarter than average cakes.

But that's not necessarily a bad thing. Just annoying. It won't last long anyway. Just kissing it in the forehead and telling it it's okay must work.

Cake Mortys can have tons of different flavors, including the classics. Be careful - extremely high concentrations of special ingredients can affect the cake's behavior.

Those cakes are baked instantly, using extremely high temperatures of radiation. The process can be unstable and lead to infections and mutations affecting the cakes' edibility, with higher probabilities depending on the flavor of said cake.

Common flavors such as Vanilla and Chocolate have around 0000,9% probability of mutation. However, special flavors, such as Lemon and Strawberry, have 30% of chance to be affected, what makes them more expensive than the average flavors of Cake Mortys.

A cake can also suffer permanent heat injuries during baking, and that (most of times) instantly kills the cake, making it inappropriate to be sold. That happens because a dot of any material that shouldn't be with the cake, creates an isolated concentration of heat into one point, frying the cake from the inside out like a lazer shot.

And there are other small inconveniences that can happen with just baked Cake Mortys. For example, they can be able to talk - what's not supposed to happen. Don't forget they're just cakes. Cakes don't speak. What are you, nuts? talking to fuckin cakes?

Slice it down. Don't let it get into you. Don't be a baby. It's just a cake. It's not real.

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That... *Love*, they talk, boy. It's sick. It's twisted. Its evil.

You don't wanna mess with it.

It eats you slowly, it's always lurking after you, it doesn't... Want you happy. *blows.* ... It wants you in pain, cut you down slowly, piece by piece, until ur' nothin'!

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Cratz pur

(take your time i know he’s hard for you to animate/draw like stupid alight Motion)

THATS RIGHT, stupid alight motion, I'm completely SICK of it so I'm gonna have to stick with my sketch inky artstyle :D (hope u like it) [TYSM for asking (and requesting) <3]

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"Praying day after day... For my grandfather's wellbeing. Wherever he may be. 'Family sees no distance', I told myself, seeking for comfort in the endless darkness of truth,"

Puritan Morty Lore #02.

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OC CIDATEL FILES (#2 I.F Rick)

Archive written by: Rick R-555.

"Beware on this one... He'll try to make it sound like it was your fault and blame you for everything. Quite the bastard, and scaped again. It's not a big deal, as long as you don't let him get anywhere near you." - Rick R-557.

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@nekobami

hi, hello, It’s me again

since i did not let me send you this through your ask, i made ya a lil something *rubs hands*

Ignore the fact that it was in a folder thats way It’s so shiny like blinggg ✨✨✨ (and ignore the handwriting)

I don’t know what kind of creature your oc is, but it looks huggable, like fr

hug

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OC CIDATEL FILES (#1 Ria)

Archive written by: Rick R-555.

Continuing Criminal record(+ non-rick and Morty Ria)

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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OC concepts #01 - Puritan Morty

(OBS: Not to be confused with Pilgrim Morty)

Lore (outside universe text):

{ GRRR YOU'RE NOT WRONG ITS *LORE TIME* OHHHHH YEAHHHHHH I MISSED THIS SO MUCHHH IM FUMMING BY THE MOUTH HRHWDEDRERRRR }

Puritan Morty is actually just a silly little puritan from the 17th who loves God. ... That's all.

" Ohh good morrow, what cheer?<3 "

Basically Puritan Morty wasn't really known as "Puritan Morty", but actually an unhinged and absolutely mentally unstable crazy man from the 17th century. It's said that he wrote absolutely nuts notes in the walls of his house after a near death experience in his 19s. After the traumatic event, he "finally could truly understand the reason why he was born" and could see not only dead people and spirits, but also the living people soul's true form - what eventually turned him insane and forced him to isolate himself in cause of the terrifying visions he had everytime he was faced with people. The notes he wrote, eventually himself through the years would refine into the very, very, VERY CURSED book that is now called the Mortynomicon, which somehow ended up in some Rick's attic.

However, those are only theories. Before someone actually looked at his face and knew he was IDENTICAL to Morty, he was just some other old supernatural myth.

It's said that parts of the cursed scriptures of Mortynomicon were seen in past centuries thousands of years ago in ancient found relics.

People(Ricks who deal with supernatural stuff) also believed that the book (including, but not limited) describes ways to communicate with the dead, to make deals with various evil spirits and even how to expel a soul from the body of a living person permanently. It also tells about a dangerously unfriendly and menacingly powerful entity that can be summoned through this book, among with other dangerous practices.

The book is locked up by a huge lock and can only be open with a key that is currently COMPLETELY LOST. And if it were every found, oh lad... You can't really comprehend how f#cked we'd be.

Crucial references(design and lore):

(personally I believe- I mean- its pretty damn obvious but- i think I may be wrong? We never know- the Necronomicon and Forbidden Morty (from pocket Mortys of course) are DIRECT references, but I'ma mention both anyway)

-Of course, The Necronomicon, the most badass book. -Talk to me (movie - specially the Medium's hand backstory, I love that sm). -Forbidden Morty.

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Thanks for the animation, @nekobami :3

Animation link ---> <3

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I noticed that I rarely draw just Rick and Morty so there u go

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[Pr*shipper and similar DNI]

Gotta finally make my introduction!! (Link thing)

Hello, I'm shrimp, I'm an amateur illustrator and I do vector(art and animation) work too. I'm currently hyperfocused on R&M and I do mostly and mainly OC content (most Mortys). I also made a few redesigns.

Oh, my rp account is: Bamineko.

My current important posts are:

Character introduction// []Soft-Bully Morty, []Goth-Bully Morty, []Allicia, []Ria Sanchez (personality traits), []Ria Sanchez Cidatel File,

Main AU stuff// (in progress)

∆ H-7 explanations

- 1/? - Basic info

Account anniversary challenge - (I may receive requests, but they might not be done in a while since I'm focusing on concepts and character lore)

- 30days 30 animations (paused)

Extra AU: ("#Valentine World AU")

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yoo!! i saw you're doing a 30 days 30 animations thing!! may either Jo or E-404 C (or both HELP not forced !!) be part of this please? <33

LAD. Your ocs are SO. COOL. Those are some SICK tentacles and godly powers!!! Slayy!!! Such a cutie couple!!

DAY 15: RICK E-404 C AND JO - sometimes a happy married man just don't want trouble❤️‍🩹 let the married people be happy!!!

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Day 14: Allicia - "Thoughts on evil old man?"

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DAY 13: Permafrost freezing - People say that H-7 is so cold everything tha-aaaAAAA AAAAAAAAAAHHHH HELP!!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE DEFROST HIM!!!!!!