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nekromeowncer · 5 hours
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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared
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nekromeowncer · 8 hours
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any tips on how to jerk off without it being a sin?
pray before you do it so god can watch and it cancels out
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nekromeowncer · 8 hours
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nekromeowncer · 1 day
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(this is kind of unrelated, but I have art trade and freebie threads on toyhouse open right now! it's linked on my carrd, my username is Nekromeowncer on there too)
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"No one ever tries to flee capitalism."
Well, that was a lie.
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nekromeowncer · 2 days
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most notable times of being hit on by customers:
guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them
old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that
cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out
older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it
dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”
military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat
most notable time a customer did not ask me out:
a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”
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nekromeowncer · 2 days
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teaching him the consequences of his actions (kissing him for being so cute)
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nekromeowncer · 2 days
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I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.
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nekromeowncer · 3 days
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nekromeowncer · 3 days
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god I was such a moron during my teen years 😭💀
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nekromeowncer · 4 days
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Had to visit a hospital today. (Nothing scary, I promise!)
Anyway, the security ID photo they took of me was uh. Not classically soothing.
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