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Irgendwann Mitte der 90er: Mein Vater gewinnt bei einer Tombola ein weißes Tshirt mit Heißluftballon drauf.
2014: Meine Eltern misten ihren Kleiderschrank aus, und ich schnorre mir ein paar Sachen - darunter ein weißes Tshirt mit Heißluftballon drauf.
2024: Das weiße Heißluftballon-Shirt ist zu einem meiner Lieblingskleidungsstücke geworden. Es ist wahnsinnig bequem und macht seit Jahren so ziemlich alles mit.
2024: Meine Mama bekommt einen Gutschein für einen Heißluftballonflug geschenkt.
2025: Nach mehrmaligen wetterbedingten Absagen findet der Ballonflug endlich statt. Ich biete mich als Fahrer an und bleibe bis zum Start, um Fotos zu machen. Ich trage, passend zum Anlass, mein weißes Ballonshirt. Als der Mann mit dem Heißluftballon den Korb aufstellt, fällt sein Blick auf mich. "Hey du!", ruft er, "Du hast mein Tshirt an!" Ich denke, er macht einen Scherz, wegen des Ballonmotivs. Im Gespräch stellt sich heraus, dass er exakt diese Shirts in den frühen 90ern als Werbegeschenke verteilt hat. Er freut sich wie Schnitzel.
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Long before the introduction of color film, a Russian chemist and photographer named Sergey Prokudin-Gorsky used an innovative technique. He took three individual black and white photos, each through a colored filter (red, green, and blue), to create fully colored, high-quality pictures. The photo of this woman, taken by him, is around 107 years old!
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I like this actor, I should watch more of his movies *opens IMDB page* he should be in better movies
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I really hate to side with Gollum on this, but “what’s in my pocket” is not a riddle and should not have counted.
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the introvert urge to say “no worries either way” when you’re actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way
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RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck
i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”
and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”
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"The Lady of Shalapawt" by John Whiskers Waterhouse
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playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"
so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished
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