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nemeshii · 2 days
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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
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nemeshii · 9 days
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choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about
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nemeshii · 10 days
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love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.
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nemeshii · 13 days
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Amazing pull ruined by tuttie fruttie excess
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nemeshii · 13 days
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nemeshii · 14 days
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heard they find a big rock underground recently, so big in fact they think it maybe have once belonged to a king. or maybe an empererrr
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nemeshii · 14 days
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nemeshii · 14 days
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You Are Not Wasting Time; It Was Given To You As A Gift, Freely and Generously; Is Rain Wasted Because It Falls On Gardens, Grass, Disgruntled Birds, and Umbrellas All The Same?
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nemeshii · 14 days
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nemeshii · 14 days
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The sink is designed to contain the faucet. The faucet is built to test the limits of the sink. This is what's known as a relationship, or dynamic, or something
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nemeshii · 14 days
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we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good
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nemeshii · 14 days
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the bus to itself every time you press the button:
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nemeshii · 14 days
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Tumblr just put a fcuking harry potter post on my feed as a "recommendation based on your likes"
Why not recommend me smallpox next. Or arthritis maybe.
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nemeshii · 14 days
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I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that
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nemeshii · 15 days
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nemeshii · 15 days
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dreamin
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nemeshii · 15 days
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It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it
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