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idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

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Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

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Mane you said this was a booby trap!!! Aint no titties in here this is a pit of spikes I’m bleeding everywhere the fuck!!!

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its becahse youre always on that damn toilet

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one thing about me is that i will buy a beverage

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Why would tumblr update. They know we’re all autistic

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if i didnt know who these characters were i’d say its a french indie gay romantic drama that is playing a little too heavily with color symbolism

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This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

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embarrassed by the amount of pedestrians i hit with my car today but i made it home safe

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