Trasnlation: Hi, I wanted to inform you that, indeed, you didn't eat, in fact, you fasted, you starved. Your work was to break it, and you fixed it. You didn't serve, you took away the plate. You're not a mother, you're an unidentified concept.
tommy’s such a fascinating case of allyship and the fact that there might be more cishets like him in the future with queer people being more accepted is hilarious to me
like how the hell does a cishet man get legally married to a gay man, refuse to get a divorce, write fanfic about them being together, then get attacked by terfs who thought he was trans
whether you like tommy or not you have to admit that’s a hilarious way to be an ally, his mom really raised him right
Cub: *laser focused on placing blocks with more stone cold precision than any human has ever had* Yeah, I think the Mojang update could use some tweaks, I think they should add a feature that lets Phantoms do twice the damage and be able to spot the player from 500 blocks away, they’re too easy.
hypnotizd message in chat: Cub! All of your armor is about to break and you have no food
Cub: (reading the chat message directly below hypno’s which he is ignoring) “The Phantoms should have a gun”? Haha, yeah, that could be pretty cool, we’ll see, we’ll see. … I don’t know
Hype train noise drowninng him out halfway through: BWOOOOO BEO BWOOOO. BWO
Cub: Thank you for the sub, much appreciated. many hearts to you . 🫶.
Random dude in chat: i think cub is the second coming of jesus christ himself