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logically I know that a device designed for trimming the stems of flowers is going to break before it successfully performs a self-inflicted amputation of a human limb. BUT. that’s not going to stop the version of me that is apparently going to be possessed with an irresistible violent urge to my own fuck shit up for no reason.

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knights kissing

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The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

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I think we need to let villains be camp again. “Ohhhhh it’s homophobic to always have the villain be camp!” Okay but it’s been like. So boring without them.

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you will mention your favorite color is yellow and people will be practically jumping at the chance to let you know how hideous it is to them. just SALIVATING to look you in the eye and tell you it’s fucking ugly. like man what do you want and expect me to do here. change my mind? i have to laugh

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i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me

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I love texting someone on discord and seeing the gray activity notice turn green. Look at your phone boy

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Iris Van Herpen Couture Fall/Winter 2026, "Sympoiesis" model Naomi Apajok

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i think i may have accidentally gotten my roommate into petplay

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"Fuji Velvia 50 expired / cross processed / Om55f1.2" by sreda

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Takahiromiyashita The Soloist Fall 2018 Menswear Collection via Vogue

More Fashion here.

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occasionally I still see people complaining abt top/bottom discourse in fandom and like. my hot take? they don’t have to have penetrative sex at all 😭

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do meet cutes even happen anymore or is it so over

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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table