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Some new and old rick and Diane~💕

Evil Diane did not exist in evil rick's universe so he made a clone.

Miami Diane is a str1pper.

Designer Danie is a... Designer lmao

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Cop Rick appreciation ★ You told me to put my faith in the right Morty. I’ve got faith in you, partner. Do the right thing.

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cat Morticia

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he is cute

Me and my mom are watching the prince of Egypt and she keeps calling Moses cute

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So Justin Roiland says that Rick’s penis is about the size of a three year old’s arm which a quick google search will confirm is 14 inches so by this logic we can deduce that the true cause of death for Diane Sanchez was that she was fucking IMPALED by Rick’s dick

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Doofus Erika & Doofus Rick

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Assigned

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Tiny Rick….!!!!!

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In homage to @s-k-e-t-c-h-y-m-e-s-s I just can’t get enough of their Garbage Rick and Slick Morty~ ! Slick deserves a happy ending <3

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When you have two accounts but one is more popular than the other.

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Cat doodles inspired by ever amazing @lonelylonelyspace this week. 

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CURSED IMAGE

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Haha whoops, forgot about those abandonment issues.

(They say Cat Rick went missing after this.)

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Happy Halloween guys!! (Expect a whole story out of these guys that’s soon to come- and if you don’t know what’s going on, click here!)

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happy Helloween！

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the month of halloween is almost over and it’s so disorienting but time has always felt fake so i guess its whatever