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How about manipulative yandere female monkey x 1999 Wukong 😈😇

Manipulation is the dark side of charisma-unknown 😈

(Lotmk Wukong) Oh, this would be too easy, especially when Wukong was so naive and mistreated by literally everybody around him, one scrap of affection, and he'll be yours. However, you truly do adore Wukong reminding you of a small child looking for acceptance and approval, which you had no problem giving him just as long as he does what you say and follows your rules. Sometimes, you tend to twist Wukong's mind and have him think the world's against the two of you, acting alone and afraid as he gives you kisses and cuddles. You also use his buried resentment and anger, after seeing his nasty destructive behavior and short temper. You would even have him maim and kill people by acting like they hurt you. Overall, Wukong is your favorite boy toy, and you would never break him, just mold and fix him into something you can mold, love on, and use. Just make sure to give him lots of hugs and kisses, basically enough affection to keep him under your manicured thumb😉😈

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Can you Female Y/N and Male Y/N as Peach 🍑 Blossom cookie from cookie run and what’s their reaction from lmk wukong to the 19something wukong is it 1998

I looked him up, and he is super adorable and chill, so I'm totally doing this🍑 as for gender I'll leave that up to whoever is reading this😅

(Lmk Wukong) You are the most beautiful creature he's ever seen, not to mention you look completely like a tasty peach. His he hearts in his eyes and would chirp actively at you, making you giggle and blush. Wukong and you were inseparable always seen together laughing and playing and floating around the mountain. You love to make him peach baos and your other peach based recipes, not to mention growing peach trees on flower fruit mountain. You became Wukong's whole world, as he continuously adores you.

(MKR Wukong) He felt his whole world freeze upon seeing you for the first time seeing you. You looked like a large adorable peach and you also look like a bigger monkey version of a heaven peach, and he couldn't get enough. You were so easygoing and incredibly chill, which works well with Wukong's short fuse. You teach Wukong relax and make sure he eats properly making peach baos and other meals for him to eat. Wukong would blush slightly at your kind peaceful smiles, and deep down Wukong loves and appreciate everything you do for him.

(NR Wukong) Ohhhhhh what a tasty looking peach you are, would you let him take a bite out of you😉? You had a huge blush he asked you that as he flirted with you in a bar he met you at. Wukong calls you his sweet peach all the time and finds it adorable how you would float away, and get all shy. Wukong loves to invite you to have drinks together and enjoy your sweet tasty peach baos, and chat all night. He would coo over you and pull you close to him, and kiss your face making your blush more as the night you both met.

(HIB Wukong) He thought he was tripping when he saw you for the first time, and once he found you were real he had a huge blush. You were so kind and caring to both him and his children always helping them out, or offering some fresh ripe peaches. You would show great concern for Wukong when he gets stressed or upset so you would always come check on him, with peach tea and a listening ear. Sometimes Wukong would crash out a bit and cuddle and sleep with you under your peach trees, you also take this time to steal kisses on his sleeping face.

(Netflix Wukong) They say the best way to a man's heart is though his stomach, and that's exactly how your marriage came to be. You have met him when he was raiding your peach tree, and it was annoying at first but seeing him with his cheeks stuffed it was cute. You remained patient and kind to him as you would continuously made peach baos for him to gorge on. You would also give him peach drinks, and pies for Wukong to come and eat and he would have heart eyes for everything he ate. Wukong also loves to take naps on your lap under the peach trees because you put him in a food coma, yeah he's not going anywhere for a long time....🥰

(BMW Wukong) You're the most heavenly looking monkey peach he's ever seen, and he wanted you immediately. Wukong got to work at trying to win you over with stories of his many accomplishments, treasures, and endless supply of rice wine. It was cute of him to try as you relaxed next to him and sharing your freshly made peach baos. Wukong would come by you peach garden every day, to spend time with you so much so you grown use to his visits but you never mind him coming by in the first place. You just wish he would give you a heads up.

(Destined one) Deep down the Destined one thought you were adorable and so easy to hang out with, which made it easy for your relationship to bloom. You both would spend quiet days together having walks down the empty roads and having picnics where you both would have peach tea and your famous peach baos. The Destined one loves spending all his free time with you and your compassion for others. He loves and adores you endlessly and may you both continue to have quiet days.

(Lotmk Wukong) Wukong loves to help you in your peach tree garden, especially when you grow some on flower fruit mountain. You and Wukong would have many dates under the newly grown peach trees, and he loves when you make peach baos for him. Your favorite thing you both love to do is take naps whenever the cherry blossoms fall, and continue to snuggle for hours on end.

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Hey, how about the monkey queens meeting the male monkey reader who's like the Doom slayer from DOOM??? She's sees him tearing enemies apart, with extreme brutality and well...........let's just say her panties fell right off😈🤣😉

DOOM Monkey and his Queen👑

(Lmk Wukong) Oh my, she should be afraid of you, especially with your rip and tear reputation, but for some reason, it wasn't. You seem to treat her with the utmost care and give her endless affection, Wukong would fall head over heals in love with you. Dispite your rough exterior you were so calm and compassionate with her, and gave her endless physical affection you would make her head spin. Then came when she saw you kill enemies and slaughtering anyone who threatens or offends her, and to find that your so protective. Wukong loves her big rough doomguy.

(MKR Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhh my a gaint, buff, metal Wrathful monkey man, yes please and thank you. Wukong had found you wailing and dismembering a bunch of demon bandits that tried to rob you, and let me tell you there wasn't a drought in her trench if you know what I'm saying😉. Wukong wasted know time trying to get your eyes on her trying to get you to be rough with her too, but you normally just push her to the side. You had made her chirp and purr like a pleasure kitty on her back whenever your on her mind, and one day you returned the attraction. Wukong hated how hard and easily she fell for you, but it couldn't be helped you just her ideal man.

(NR Wukong) You can rip and tear her clothes off her body anytime and every night, and she would love it more and more. Ohhhhhhhhh you were so rough around the edges and needlessly violent, but she felt there was more to you. For example not only were you insanely strong but also well insane, with how much blood you spill every other day you came off as unhinged to Wukong. Then she saw your well arsenal and got an eye full of the BFG gun and well....she may have just creamed her panties the second time. Now she definitely wanted you now as you spend the night wrecking her in bed and make her scream and see hearts and stars reaching a new plane of heaven.

(HIB Wukong) She had thought you were a big brainless brute, in the beginning. Then why do your big scarry claws hold her paws so gently as if your afraid to harm her by accident, or gently lead her to a safer area for her and her children. Why do you shoot dragons left and right, but sit her on your big lap and softly massage her shoulders. Why do you crunch skulls and break bones but always bring her a presents like the heads of her enemies and harasser. You even sit her on your lap and softly pick bugs out her fur because she didn't have anyone to help her. How are you so violent and brutal but an ideal husband to only her, you still make her head spin when you kiss.

(Netflix Wukong) She would have a deep blush on her face, she wouldn't know if she should fear you or open her legs for you. You were definitely driven by Neverending rage and endlessly violent towards you enemies Obstacles but she felt there was more that meets the eye. When you both go to fight other demons together she would see you run ahead and slaughter the demons, as Wukong looked on with shock, fear and arousal ohhh what a man as you protect her and acted viscous towards enemies. It didn't take any time for her to get clingy and needy for your love and attention as you kiss and cuddle her close.

(BMW Wukong) YOU ARE SOOOOOO SEXY AND DEADLY SHE JUST COULDN'T HANDLE YOU AT ALL🤤🤤🤤. Wukong saw you ripping apart some celestials solders that were harassing you, and well it was a bloodbath down there, Wukong could barely control herself. She was actively grinding on her own staff as she watched you fight getting faster and faster until....the second she saw you rip somebody's head with your bare claw. She had chirped and creamed so hard she blacked out on her nimbus. From that day Wukong was obsessed with you and did everything in the book to win your heart, which didn't take long since it's rare to find a deadly woman just for you.

(Destined one) Oh my together your the quiet ones and it made things awkward at first, but it slowly became wholesome. You and the Destined one would have frequently quiet but private dates together, like going to a tea shop or having a picnic. Your favorite thing to do together was cuddling in the tall grassfields, and lounging under the sun. You basically enjoy the silence together as you both would just nap, or have private make out sessions, you were the man of the Destined one's dreams and she will never stop loving her big strong deadly monkey man.

(Lotmk Wukong) Now it was her that had you wrapped around her delicate little fingers. Wukong was the sweetest little angel you ever met, and I felt the constant urge to protect and provide for her. You both adored each other and enjoyed ripping and tearing your enemies together and sharing sweet kisses and cuddling. You both were just madly in love with each other, and you treated her kindly, and with endless affection, Wukong was your precious treasure and you wouldn't let anything happen to her.

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Here's a real throwback for you imagine the monkey king being married to a female monkey who's just like........that's right....Baldi from Baldi's Basics

OHHHH MYYY GOD the monkey king being married to the scariest math teacher in gaming history😱 interesting combination though 🤔

(Lmk Wukong) Oh no his dumba** will not know what he's getting into i kid you not, you were so sweet and friendly to him. Wukong was head over heels in love with you, as you both did everything together. Sitting at home watching movies, eating tasty snacks, playing videos games and more. Wukong also notice how you seem to love math and solving math questions and watch math shows, and he thought math was admittedly was boring but thinks it's cute that your so into it. Though one night you were watching are you smarter they a 5th grader when a girl got the square roots wrong, and well Wukong didn't know what was what when you pulled your long ruler out of knowhere. Wukong freaked out as you bashed his TV with your ruler in a fit of rage, scarying him and the baby monkie. Wukong looked shocked and mildly frightened, I mean he knew that you took Math seriously but that's nuts. When you calmed down Wukong decided to cuddle you to help you calm down.

(MKR Wukong) At least Wukong can tell when someone is wearing a mask, because that's exactly how he felt when he first met you. You acted so kind and caring to the monk and the pilgrims welcoming them to your schoolhouse, that was build in your village. However your students seem to be incredibly afraid of you as they do nothing but study and study for hours on end, looking at you nervously as you happily grade there papers. This only added to Wukong's suspicions of you and went to figure out the truth, however it was tricky because you were able to hear every noise be would make so you kelp your mask up continuously. So Wukong had to force it out and that's when he remembered your occupation, so he decides to spy on your class. Yes it was boring ass all hell but didn't take long for him to see what your really like, when you snapped at a student for messing up his multiplication tables and all the students ran in terror from you. As Wukong looked on dumbfounded and kinda turned on... Oh surprise scary lady😳

(HIB Wukong) Now Wukong met you though the children, Luier and Silly girl liked you, but as for pigsy, he felt uneasy and warned Wukong about you. Of course, he didn't listen because what the hell is so dangerous about a math teacher? What are you gonna do to give him an F🙄😒. Though he did notice how stiff and frightened whenever you mentioned it, and how children around the village would do nothing but study and do math questions. They all reminded him of Luier when it comes to him trying to learn magic or pray at a random Buddhist temple but much much much more intense. Ohhhhhhhhh Boi the look on Wukong's face was priceless when you rapidly chased down the student you had been teaching making sure they meet the business end of your ruler, and that was because he got an math answer wrong😨. Wukong wanted to feel bad for the young student, but oddly enough, Wukong wasn't put off by this, and wondered if you could teach him math and get mad at him for being wrong😳

(NR Wukong) Ohh pretty hot teacher is probably what Wukong's first thought was, you were so cute and friendly and actually quite shy around him. Wukong would flirt and woo you with cute clothes and Jewelry but you more into school supplies, and some math books📚............until he kinda finds out about your true nature. Li, Su, there friends hell even Ao bing had many horror stories about you as everyone had you as a teacher, and they each acted like their Lives were in danger. Wukong was confused until someone in your class got an math question wrong, and before he knew it. He saw the same student running and screaming as you chased him while smacking a ruler repeatedly on your palm, with an angry deranged look on your face. He didn't know whether to be afraid or super turned on, as he started to imagine you punishing him🤤

(Netflix Wukong) Ohhhh god, when you first met, Wukong had purposely provoked on the daily basis. However you continue to be friendly and patient to him, as you teach the Village children math which they make sure to get correct at all times. Wukong notice this and snorted and they shouted the random but wrong answers, as your students looked on with fear and Pity. Wukong had no clue on who he was messing with at all, especially when you were seen visibly shaking and the next thing he knew students ran out the classroom in terror. As Wukong was suddenly grabbed by you, and you.....

SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!

YOU HAD BEND HIM OVER YOUR LAP actively spanked his ass with your long school ruler!!!!!! Wukong was screaming in shock, but his face slowly became red. Continue your assult as you unlocked a kink he didn't know he had. His screams became slowly became moans, feeling a boner rise on your lap. He suddenly wants to make you mad again🥰

(BMW Wukong) Ohhh Wukong was immediately attracted and intrigued by you. There was something mysterious, something alluring, something dangerous and Wukong wanted to know what it was. Wukong had also tooken this time to figure out how to woo you dispite you looking uninterested in him, but over time you would blush at his antics and share rice wine together as you listen to his stories. You so far didn't display anything suspicious as you were quite carefree and social with him, laughing along and even sharing stories about yourself and your love for math. You and Wukong began to adore each other always loving and affectionate to each other and considering marriage as we speak. However your public mask had cracked entirely when one of your students got an math answer wrong on there test, and Your boyfriend at the time Sun Wukong got to watch you smack your ruler into your claw and chase the student down the dark halls of your school. Now you definitely got his attention....and apparently his Erection😵‍💫😵

(Destined one) The Destined one also immediately knows something was wrong, you looked like you barely held it together. However you welcomed him with opened arms acting kind and friendly to both him and Bajie. The Destined one made sure to keep a close eye on you as you let him and Bajie stay at your schoolhouse, letting them sleep upstairs. However they both noticed how you work during the day all the students being deathly quiet, as they frantically studied or do their test making sure they pass with a sense of urgency. Bajie was confused and asked around about it discreetly until he heard all kinds of horror tales and terrifying rumors about you and your strict love for math. Which didn't turn out to be a rumor at all, because the next morning he found you chasing down a traumatized student for giving the wrong answer to 9 + 10 and the student said 21 out of stress. The Destined and bajie are enough to admit that this is very new to them😦.

(Lotmk Wukong) Oh my he's also doesn't know what he's getting into, infact nobody really doesn't. When you and Wukong met it was love at first sight for him and you, blushing and flirting a bit acting shy towards each other. You were the only teacher in the Village you lived in and you were such a sweetheart to him, you both were just a match made in heaven.....well until you showed the pilgrims that you were actually from hell. Over the time of you and Wukong courting each other, the monk and pigsy found out some horrible and disturbing truths about you from the students around the village. A deranged psycho who attacks people for giving you the wrong answer in your math class, and the more students brought it up, the more it had to true. Even when they ran abd tried to warn Wukong about you, he was far to in love with you to see you as a scary math monster. You have given him nothing but endless affection and cuddle him as you glared dark and murderously at everyone else.

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Got a good one !

Y/N that is really good at dance dance revolution 😂

How the monkeys would react? Would some be bad ? Will they break the game because they can't accept defeat ? 🤣

I REMEMBERED DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!!!💃

(Lmk Wukong) Oh yeah he loves to watch you dance, you were always so good at it. He would try dance dance revolution with you but once a crowd forms he'll start freezing up a bit. He can be good or bad depending on the music of choice, however it's always a fun activity whenever it's just him and you.

(NR Wukong) He definitely knows how to dance and impress you, and he's really good at it, too. Wukong has known how to bust a move for centuries, especially when he's wooing you and strutting his stuff. I also think Wukong has played the dance dance revolution before because and would have various scores. He's love love loves dancing with you because it's one of his excuses to be next to you, and that's always his main goal.

(MKR Wukong) Yeah your right he would totally have a rage quit i know it seems predictable but let me explain, and it doesn't help that he seems to have two left feet. Wukong would growls in humiliation and frustration as the game would give him low rating good luck calming him down, because you would have to stop him from breaking your TV.

(HIB Wukong) Ok, I'm sure all of you remember that YouTube video when Wukong was dancing with nezha and the other two. Well, that's him whenever he places dance dance revolution with you, granted he's pretty awkward at first, but once he gets in the flow then he's getting high scores and even beating yours. It's honestly good exercise for him and has lots of fun playing with you.

(Netflix Wukong) Oh yeah, my boy can bust a move, and he's not ashamed of it. You loved to play dance and dance dance revolution and one day introduce the game to Wukong. You loved with him, but he tends to get competitive, and want to get his his score higher and higher. He totally wants to impress you and have you think he's cool, but you think he's adorable when he wins a level. It's fun to dance together but sometimes he's gets a little too into it.

(BMW Wukong) Pfffff can you imagine him dancing, because i imagine it's so baaaaaaaaaaad at it🤣🤣🤣. Wukong is a fighter not a dancer he's even more awkward then HIB and you fear he would hurt himself somehow😆. Wukong hates how he can't keep up with you and how he keeps having missteps. He's so mortified by the fact that he didn't even get one score on the board, I hope you have a backup tv because yours will be in pieces🤦‍♀️

(Destined one) Now the Destined one is an interesting case, because I don't think the Destined one even knows how to dance. However it's a good opportunity to bond and do something together. Thankfully the Destined one is a fast learner and you both have a blast playing dance dance revolution, and you both are so good you both start synchronize together and blown people's minds. Overall it's nice to dance with the Destined one.

(Lotmk Wukong) Oh the sweet little bean loves to dance with you, and it's something you love to do as a couple. I imagine Wukong loving music of all kind and is always exploring and discovering fun songs to dance too. He doesn't care if he's good or bad or bad at certain songs and dance moves, he's to busy having fun and bonding with you.

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Spending the afternoon with a beautiful boy😍😍😍😍

Hello! Are you accepting requests?

If so, can I request a knight reader with 2000 animated Wukong maybe in a flower field spending time together? I find it funny and adorable the contrast of heavy armor that carries so many losses in such a peaceful and comfortable place.

It's okay if it's hard to make this request, I completely understand! Have a nice day <3

Don't ask me why a 15th century European knight is in Tang dynasty China-

Also the HEIGHT DIFFERENCE, I hope you like that.

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Imagine if HIB was there😵😵‍💫

Silly question but which y/n would wear this dress. A queen can never be short on beautiful outfits😌

Here's some peaches, a bestowed gift🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

For the generous offering of peaches, I present as many monkeys as I can put in a 1000 x 1000 px canvas!

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I want something to do with portal-portal2 but my brain cannot think of anything that could put wukong into it 😭😭

If it springs you any ideas like of Y/N that is either Chell, Weatley or even Glados I'll take it 😆

GLADOS IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS I LOVE HER ATTITUDE DISPITE BEING AN A.I🤩

(Lmk Wukong) When you first met during the journey to the west, is when Wukong took note of your passive aggression. You were harsh and cruel to everyone around you and had no problem putting others in danger, and almost killing people. That caused you to clash with Wukong alot who was learning to be a better person, until he accidentally got a glimpse into your life. Which he started to understand and tried to help you overcome your personal trauma, though it took a long time and well you started to see him as somebody hard to kill and Wukong decided to change your mind.

(NR Wukong) Well.....you know the term test monkey because that's what you do alot, and it took him some time to notice. You would think this pissed him off and it did....at first, but this is probably the most attention he's ever got from you. It was super easy to trick him and it felt like all you had to do was tie a beer bottle to a rope and dangle it infront of him. However Wukong is also intelligent in his own right and mostly turn your dangerous puzzles into fun mini games, and excise routines basically patronizing you. You would low-key growl and huff as you would leave him with your test notes, Wukong finds it adorable how his cold wifey-poo tries to kill him with science and household items your marriage has never been so lively.

(MKR Wukong) My god, the sarcastic remarks you both would exchange would make everyone go crazy. You're both bitter, irritable, cold, violent, and gentle in neither of your vocabularies. How you would make passive-aggressive comments and mildly harsh insults towards each other, not to mention how neither of you are against killing your enemies. However, you both do little subtle acts of affection and kindness for each other, like Wukong sharing his food, and you would bake little peach cupcakes for him to eat. You both are dangerously protective of each other, and with that, you both became less of the deadly couple and more of a passive-aggressive, tsundere married couple.

(HIB Wukong) Oh goodness your relationship looks kinda toxic, from the outside looking in but it's not the case really. It's just..before you both got together you both had treated each other coldly and harshly, only cause Wukong had put up his walls and your dry cutthroat insults and sarcasm. It wasn't until Luier and Silly girl had entered your lives and you both had to put aside your bullsh*t to take care the kids. Your gentler side comes out when you bonded with Luier over puzzles and knowledge, so you would make kid friendly test for them to do. Over time you both learned to love each other with the help of your unusual little family.

(Netflix Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhh man I feel he would be the most passive aggressive Monkey on this list, so their will be alot of back and forth. Your harsh monotone Voice brings back bitter terrible memories, but what's interesting is that you don't judge him nor rebuke his bad behavior. However you still passive aggressively insult him and comment on his acts and Impulses, you would also roll your eyes at best. Though you do have a gentler side to you as you would act as a listening ears and would bake him a cake as an act of remorse for when you get out of line for him. In otherwords you love Wukong it's just you have a....funny way of showing it.

(BMW Wukong) Oh boi you admittedly picked the wrong one, especially when he can mouth off to you without hesitation. He had heard about you from Erlang Shen about you were offing people in the form of tests or puzzles, and well....the after math was.....messy. When Wukong finally were a little manipulative and incredibly dangerous, as you only saw him as another test subject and took him to your test sight. However Wukong either breezed though the tests or completely destroyed it, and it really tried your patience. It guess worse when you dubbed him as difficult to kill and called him a genocidal armored lunatic and told him never to comeback, oh if only it was that easy....

(Destined one) First of all who the hell do you think you are???🤨 the Destined one would not take your bullsh*t at all, like all you do is try to trick him into doing tests like a god damn lab rat. Then you would have the gall to go and passive aggressively insult him to his blank face, like you seriously get on his nerves and that doesn't happen very often. Now he won't ever fight you but he will be spiteful when it comes to your little tests, and if the Destined one ever spoke. I feel like the Destined one's insults and harsh comments would cut deeper then yours ever could, and that's probably why your interested in him and you wanna know what makes him tick. You never expected to marry him though, but that's a different test result for another time.

(Lotmk Wukong) Now i feel he wouldn't ever notice your cold monotone murderous and tricky disposition, and he naturally loves and cares about you without condition. Everybody would usually go mad trying to figure out why Wukong would look at you like you hung the moon. He also loves listening to you talk because he thinks your voice is pretty, even when you're currently roasting him. Though you would show your affection for him by singing soft opera songs to him and baking a cake for him............ it must be nice to have rose-colored glasses glued to his face.

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My first request, how the time went by🥰😅🤣😂

LMK Incorrect quotes#70 He likes em dense-

Macaque*Gives his iconic sexy evil laugh as he appears from the shadows*Well...if it isn't Y/n?~

Celestial!Y/n*Blinks and titls head*...but it is me...

Macaque:..N-no,its-

Celestial!Y/n: Your manipulative tricks won't work on me hot dark monkey!

Macaque:...Great now im attracted to you-

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Hello!!! First time requesting from you so sorry if it sounds a bit off. 😅

Can you do a monkey reader that has the ability of Alex or Steve from Minecraft? Or it can be the characters themselves if that’s easier.

Just thinking about having the reader just casually finding rare gems and metals. Also when the Monkey kings look away for a minute then just see reader working on an amazing build that, to them, came out of nowhere. Mixed with the fact canonically the Minecraft characters are really strong. They do just punch wood and craft planks and other things with them without tools.

WELCOME!!! IM MORE THEN HAPPY TO FULFILL YOUR REQUEST!!!! Also im a big fan of Minecraft 😁😁😁

(Lmk Wukong) You had shocked him to hell with your interesting quirks, especially your surprising strength. Wukong once choked when he saw yo punch a bunch of trees to make a home for yourself at flower fruit mountain. Your know for fixing things around Wukong's home and building new amazing things, not to mention you seem to have a knack for collecting jewels out of knowhere which kinda makes him jealous. Over all he loves being with you and learns something new about you everyday🫨.

(NR Wukong) Well you both would spend lots of much time together, because Nezha has skills building things too. Wukong loves watching you use your infinite strength to left heavy pipes and punching metal, infact it was you who help Wukong make his water tower home in the first place. Which you showed Wukong how smart and helpful you are around your shared home, even bringing home jewelry you seem to find rather easily. Overall Wukong finds you so interesting and loves you and your abilities🙂‍↕️.

(HIB Wukong) He remembers when he first met you, when you would give him a beautiful shiny crystal to him. You would often teach him and the children how to search for jewels to either sell or collect as a collection. You know it was you who surprised Wukong and your little family a brand new house for you all to live in. Which shocked and impressed Wukong because it seemed like it was built in one second and in good quality too. Your just so endlessly kind and loving to him and he never thought he could have married someone like you😊.

(MKR Wukong) You are extremely talented and Wukong is open to admit that. You punching wood and rocks with your bare paws, and building small but comfortable shelters for you guys to sleep in. Wukong also thinks your ability to find pretty jewels is super impressive, and thinks it smart of you to either sell or trade your new found treasures to get better supplies for your husband and his friends. Everybody differently appreciates your abilities, and Wukong would always think your brute strength is so hot🥵.

(Netflix Wukong) Jaw dropped when he watched you punching trees, and seemingly building houses for the monkey on flower fruit mountain. You even built a better home for Lin to live in and a whole ass palace for dragon king, everyone was just shocked and impressed. Wukong not only brags about himself but he tells anyone who would listen about you amazing abilities, as a builder. He adores you more then anything in the entire world and gets all lovey dovey in his private time with you, and it never fails to make him blush. Eventually getting showered with gifts, jewels, and affection completely spoiled by you🥰.

(BMW Wukong) Ohhh, my the best way for you to win his heart???? is with shiny jewels and interesting treasures. Wukong would be wrapped around your finger. However, over time, Wukong also gets interested in everything else you're able to do as well. You're so strong, reliable, and kind and loving to him. Wukong also finds it impressive when you build a whole castle for him to live in, and he couldn't be happier with you. Every day, you would add to his collection, but your his most valuable treasure😍.

(Destined one) The Destined one rarely ever gets caught of guard by many things, but with you things get turned on his head and Bajie got shocked too. You are very strong and adventurous and you get very creative of what you can do with your material. You had to be so creative and and intelligent to make many of these beautiful houses or collect valuable jewels. The Destined one was impressed and amazed at your skills and Quirks and maybe...you can build your shared family home as well☺️

(Lotmk Wukong) WOWIE!! Your building skills and strengths are super cool, and very useful during the journey. Wukong loves to take the time to go exploring with you and is amazed about how you can get so creative. You know with you following your husband on your journey to the west, you had made many comfortable shelters for you all to sleep in, and collect pretty diamonds and other jewels to sell on the markets. Wukong's eyes would sparkle at every awesome skill and wonders what else can you do🤩

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Idk if this have been answered but,,,, do You know Skylanders? What about the Wukongs meeting a PopFizz!Reader??

I'll be honest I never had to much of an interest in skylanders but PopFizz quickly became a favorite of mine😊

(Lmk Wukong) My god you are his dream girl, wild, crazy, and full of energy. Everyday was a fun mischief filled day causing trouble and running around filled with endurance and enjoy. Being married to you was filled with fun and things got even more intriguing when you introduced him to chemistry and Alchemy. However Wukong does show some concerns with you drinking your made potions, but you basically told him that it's basically you drinking soda and being on a sugar rush. You appreciate his concern for you though, as you always kiss his face.

(HIB Wukong) God he would lose centuries of his life when it came to you, especially with the children involved. You would chug your potions constantly and be on a constant move and it helps keep you on edge, and it is interesting when you teach the children some kid friendly Alchemy experiments. Wukong would sigh at your enthusiasm and never ending energy, but at least your super cute.

(NR Wukong) ohhh lord may you both never be left unsupervised together, because you both would do the most insane sh*t together. You both would drink booze and your fizzy potions and go do reckless but hilariously fun things together. You both would go wild at bars/nightclubs and drive recklessly at motorcycle race tracks, scaring the crap out of Li and Su. Over all you are Wukong's other half and he wouldn't change you for the world.

(MKR Wukong) He would look annoyed with your crazy antics and endlessly energy, but deep down he wouldn't change you for the world. Wukong always loved your enthusiasm especially when your joining him in battle, either drinking your potions or throwing them at enemies. You also seem to get a huge power up from your extra fizzy potions which make Wukong worry about you, but then again he would be even more worried if you weren't running around.

(Netflix Wukong) He adores you with everything he's got, your wildside had won his heart from the very beginning. You were always so enthusiastic about helping your husband with his plans, and even more so in battle. Wukong quickly sees how you put the mad in mad scientist whenever you do Alchemy, and enjoys watching the effects that different ones can do. Wukong always wonders what your gonna do next, but he's very excited.

(BMW Wukong) IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT! For the great sage equal to heaven, especially when he saw a energetic monkey gal with a knack for getting into mischief. Wukong loves to get into trouble with you and likes to watch you preform your Alchemy experiments, and making your fizzy potions. Wukong always adored you more then anything in the 3 realms, and may you always remained his beloved crazy monkey queen.

(Destined one) The Destined one would sigh alot, but smile at your antics and he loves you the way you are. It's actually a bit entertaining because your a little bit crazy especially when you lost your temper, when people mess with your husband. Your potions often boost your energy and powers and making some for the Destined one too, wanting to help him in battle against the celestials realm. Having you around The Destined one would never be bored ever again🥰

(Lotmk Wukong) Oh man, you would honestly stress him out, not just him but the pilgrims in general. I mean, Wukong wouldn't in a million years plan to change you, but it's just that you seem to have so much energy, especially drinking your potions. He would run after you constantly whenever you're in your suger rush phase, and he would always make sure you don't hurt yourself. At the end of the day, Wukong will always love you, despite barely being able to keep up with you.

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Do Burning Spice Cookie!reader next!

BUFF MOMMY SUPREME

Bored.....So Bored-Burning spice cookie

(Lmk Wukong) Oh goodness the way your acting caused him a bit of grief when he met you for the first time, destroying everything in your path. Like he was Impusive and hyperactive but you.....your on a totally different level of property damage. When Wukong chats with you finally during your sparring sessions...which is just you wailing on him and Wukong trying not to get a boner. He learns your destructive behavior is caused by your bordem...wow. However Wukong learned to be patient with you and help you channel your destructive behavior into fun games you both love to play

(MKR Wukong) He and the pilgrims found you rampaging across some villages with your army. They were surprised to see it was a freakishly tall female causing trouble in the Village, and Wukong was dumbfounded and slightly turned on. Even more so when he went to stop you but you made quick work of him, when you quickly yeeted him so hard he crashed into two houses and a tea shop. Boi was Wukong officially in love an his other "Staff" shot right up at your strength and destruction. You were so wild and violent and Wukong was all for that, you both shared a lust for battle and would get into trouble and cause destruction together. Eventually Wukong stared courting you with plans for marriage, and you accepted him in your burning heartbeat.

(NR Wukong) Their were two things Wukong saw on you that caused his other "Staff" to shoot up and pluse in arousel a HUGE pair of G Cup tits and the second thing he saw was your MASSIVE Biceps. I mean how can he not, you are so much taller then him and everybody around you, it became a shock when you saw Wukong practically sprint to you flirting like the wind. When you both started dating your life became far from boring, always dragging you out late at night going to clubs, racing tracks, and practically showing you everything donghai had to offer. You were greatly entertained by Wukong and your adventures together, good news is your not bored anymore the bad news is your stuck with a hyperactive monkey who never fails to simp for you.

(HIB Wukong) My god, he would get various types of migraines from your constant challenges and the antics you would bring, and the fact that you commit acts of violence just because your ass was bored....forget about it. You tend to give Wukong deja vu because he remembers his master having to pull him away when he's about to cause trouble, as he now does the same to you. Unfortunately he does that alot because you tend to get bored very easily and therefore go on various rampages and destroying things, Wukong was at his wits end with you and was so frustrated he decided to give you a new......form of.....entertainment 🧡 Word of advice i think you should stock up on pregnancy tests........and maybe not tell the other 4 beasts about Wukong.........At least not yet.

(Netflix Wukong) OHHHHHHHHH LORD ALMIGHTY😨😨😨😰😰😰!!!!!!! YOU AND HIM TOGETHER MAKES EVERYBODY IN THE HEAVEN ACTIVELY SH*T THEMSELVES. Wukong was immediately and madly in love with you and the Destruction and strength, and became clingy to you. At first it was annoying but you changed your opinion rather Quickly when you found that your husband can cause just as much destruction as you and that's makes you chuckle and join in. You both were a match made in hell as you join forces, to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies and terrorize the celestial realm with your strength and bloodlust. At the end of the day Wukong adores his burning spice cookie, and he wouldn't have it any other way making you blush lightly.

(BMW Wukong) You both met a bit before the celestial war, his sworn brothers were having a pre- celebratory drinking party together. That's when Wukong saw you for the first time, a giant buff female monkey demanding to join the war, and laid waste and cause destruction across the warzone. The men laughed mockingly, but Wukong decided to give you a chance and allowed you to spar with him....that's his first mistake because the next thing he knew, he was lying in a crater beaten and battered his armor completely destroyed. However even when everybody shook in fear as you cackled like a psycho, Wukong looked up at you with heart eyes and his tall stiff "staff" shooting up out of his pants. With that he was more then happy to have you help in the celestial war while taking his time to win your heart, even when you both lost the war you remained by him as you told him you joined the war out of boredom and with you not fitting in with the woman of your time. Though Wukong wouldn't change a thing about you, not one bit🥰

(Destined one) You are definitely a handful for the Destined one to handle but it's never an inconvenience. You both met when the Destined one was fighting a celestial called Yellowbrow and was struggling a bit, until something huge came down from the sky and crushed part of his spine. This left him in shock as he watched you effortlessly destroy the other celestial, and that made the Destined one blush lightly at your deranged laugher as you always loved a good fight. Then you both officially introduced yourselves and started a steady relationship over time. The Destined one honestly thinks it's adorable how you would complain and whine about being bored and waiting to cause some destruction to kill time. He would just shake his head and smile at you as you both chat.

(Lotmk Wukong) He thought you were the most beautiful woman he's ever seen, even with everyone thinking you're a large brute. Wukong felt you were misunderstood, and learning that you cause destruction out of boredom just proves that further. So Wukong made sure to bring you on patrol just to keep you from getting in trouble with the monk. Which is good sometimes because you would run into demon bandits, thugs and other tribes and getting the thrill of destroying them all in battle. Wukong adores you became you can act a bit sweet to him, while looking intimidating and ferocious to everyone else. He can't love you enough😉

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Hello, is it possible that y/n Mystical Flour Cookies

Who knew you would share the road of apathy with your future husband😑

(Lmk Wukong) Oh dear he remembers how selfish and reckless he acted in his early years, so the fact that he can actively see what that can do to people makes his stomach churn. When he met you he had wondered what made you so aloof and apathetic to the world around you, then he had got a glimpse of your earlier life. You had become overwhelmed and exhausted by people's greed and selfishness, to the point where you didn't care to much of anything anymore. So Wukong made sure to always think about you and your needs, so your love for him doesn't sour the way your love for others had. Wukong vows that he will never take advantage or disregard your needs ever..

(MKR Wukong) My god you reminded him of the monk of he got more apathetic over the years. It was annoying to Wukong how you are so uncaring and apathetic to every situation you guys would end up in until he learns about your backstory. Although you say it doesn't bother you anymore, Wukong is furious for you how you were overworked by ridiculous wishes and then abandoned when things get rough or when they don't get what they want it's disgusting! So Wukong makes sure to never ask anything of you unless he absolutely has too, even so just basic stuff. He makes sure to return the favor as well.

(NR Wukong) Wow you both have alot more in common then anybody would have thought, he feels bad you know. How people just kelp taking and taking and taking without showing appreciation for you or your well being. Wukong gets depressed at times because of the constant chaos of the world, and well it really tends to bring him down which is probably why he acts insane and reckless. However he never wants to make wishes and take things from you, infact he totally wants you give back to you for being his calm sweet wifey and it's one of the times you truly smile.

(HIB Wukong) Yeah.........you and Wukong have definitely share a similar jaded and tired demeanor especially after you were released from your cocoon and him the crystal on his wrist. So Wukong tends to share similar ideas on apathy until Luier and Silly girl crashed into your married lives together, and things quickly became hectic. However it didn't stop you from helping your husband take care of them and even help get his powers back, and the second he got them back he made sure to show you appreciation to you along with your new children. You remain calm but secretly smile softly your new little family.

(Netflix Wukong) Your apathy definitely drives him crazy along with your uncaring nature, but deep down, i think he gets it as well. How people are so selfish and hurts and harms and overwhelming you with so many unrealistic wishes. It's makes him angry how people and celestials just took you for granted like this, it breaks his heart it explains so much on why your so apathetic and jaded. Overall Wukong supports and cares for you, making sure you don't get overwhelmed or tired he loves you to much to let that happen.

(BMW Wukong) You have Wukong's complete sympathy as he learns about what happened to you in the past. He hates how the people in your past have treated you but it also brings bad memories for him as he remembers how selfish he was before the celestial war. Wukong never wants to do anything that would trigger you or hurt you mentally dispite you telling him that, it doesn't bother you anymore. It's just he loves you so much and knowing that makes you smile with light joy.

(Destined one) You and the Destined one are a very peaceful married couple, you both would spend your days sitting in silence. You both have alot more in common as your both calm and aloof, to the things around you both, Between you and me the Destined one actually shows way more emotion then you ever do, in battle your both a force to be reckon with turning enemies who mess with you and your dear loving husband. You are the Destined one's dream girl even with your apathy, and may you both spend your days in peace and....well for him mild apathy.

(Lotmk Wukong) Ohhhhhh man is think you would get along with the monk very well, especially with how jaded and exhausted you both refuse to admit. You are the most level headed of your marriage to Wukong, he always goes out of his way to take care of you. Which for once breaks your walls around your heart due to Wukong's endless love and affection. Wukong loves you even with your apathy and it kinda brings back your old self a bit.....just a little bit.

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My four favorite B*****d boys🥰🥰🥰🥰

KKKKIIIITTITTYYYYYYYSSSSS✨✨✨💗💗💗 AAAHHH LOOK AT THEM💞💞💞

I love them so much🧍🏽‍♀️

[newkatzkafe2023]

Have ya ever play Cookie Run Kingdom????

If so...

Can ya please make a post about The Monkey Kings meeting a Y/N who's like Shadow Milk Cookie???? Little blue blob of a jester is so chaotic I love him

I will always remember cookie run kingdom they were all so cute😉

(Lmk Wukong) Wow you are just so tricky and can be obnoxious, as well as cruel however something tells him that's a front. Wukong eventually gets you to open up to him in your courting period and he learns about imprisonment and how it broke you that dispite your vast knowledge people still lied to themselves. Wukong hated how you were taken for granted and decided to ask you for another story making you fly into performer mode, acting eccentric and imaginative. Not to mention your constant story telling reminds him of macaque but somehow way more sinister.

(NR Wukong) Oh Wukong adores you more then anything in the world, you were always Quirky and imaginative so it's fun spending time with you. Your loud, silly, and full of chaos your his dream gal getting into all sorts of trouble and mayhem together. Dispite You both would share depressive days together because of you remembering your imprisonment in the silver tree and Wukong's disappointment in the world around him. So you cheer him and yourself up with some fun story telling about your handsome husband and his beautiful wife you.

(HIB Wukong) Oh jeez, Wukong thinks you're a whole ass clown literally, with your tricks and dramatic ass storytelling. It gets worse when you involve Luier and Silly Girl, often inviting the two to cause a bit of mischief with you. You can be a bit of a nuisance to Wukong but he learned about your backstory once, and well help you find some kind of peace and help you stay calm. He really loves you and your stories just has a hard time showing it. You can be a bit childish and cartoonish you can get serious and scary at the drop of your hat, your the only one who can trick and deceive your hubby but if anyone else dare to do that, well may God have mercy on there souls.

(MKR Wukong) You would drive him insain with your tricks and riddles, it pisses him off sometimes. Not to mention if Wukong were to make you angry well that's doomsday for him, you both would fight constantly but with this you both began to open up to each other. Sharing all the bad things that happened to you both especially the fact that you were both trapped by people stronger then you. Granted you both still taunt each other but over time you both grow closer and you get kinda kinder to him. Wukong deep down loves you even with your dramatic and eccentricity and besides what's wrong with a bit of chaos.

(Netflix Wukong) He always loves hearing your stories like a small child listening to your narration. Your both causing chaos and be a force to be reckon with especially on the battlefield, as we taunt and mess with your enemies and love to manipulate anyone who mess with you and your husband. You are smart enough to keep your cruelty hidden from Wukong especially when it's triggered by your wrath. You love to lovingly annoy Wukong with Riddles and Tricks but nothing horrible, just inconvenient. Your Wukong's partner in crime no matter what.

(BMW Wukong) Wow, he understands you better than anybody, especially with the whole being trapped it's a touchy subject, and you would get angry because of it. However, your husband is endlessly patient with you and loves to join you and causing chaos, not to mention your both story tellers. In fact you would always add flare and pizzazz to all his stories making your husband sound greater then ever, your husband loves your intelligence and imagination and he wouldn't change you for anything.

(Destined one) Yeah...the Destined one is the last demon to ever fall for your Deceit and Riddles. The Destined one very much loves your intelligence and all knowing knowledge but it's the fact that you, constantly Lie to him and try to deceive him. The Destined one is the only one who can come you down when you suddenly fly into a fit of rage, but the Destined one makes for a good listening ears for you and your stories. He also sympathies with you and tells you how his older brother Wukong was trapped under a mountain, and he becomes supporting system for you.

(Lotmk Wukong) Oh boi he honestly feels bad for you especially learning how you were trapped in a tree for a whole millennia. You can pretend to not be bothered by the whole thing but he's also someone who you can't easily lie too you know, Wukong would actively sit and listen to you tell your side of the stories. Dispite that he's sometimes easy for you to manipulate and you drag him to participate on in your storytelling, and eccentric behavior that would make Wukong's head spin at times but at least it's never a dull moment.

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NEW THEME FOR APRIL!!!!

HEY EVERYONE THE FIRST DAY OF APRIL IS TOMORROW, WHICH MEANS IT'S A NEW THEME TIME!!!

SO TOMORROW IS THE FIRST DAY OF.................

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IT'S GAME MONTH!🎮🎮🎮

That's right I'm talking Nintendo GAMES🤩!!!!!

PLAYSTATION GAMES😉

XBOX GAMES🥳

HECK IM EVEN DOING INDIE GAMES😁

AND FINALLY MOBILE GAMES!!!!!!🥳🥳🥳

SO EVERYBODY SEND IN REQUESTS USING YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS READER X MONKEY KING ALL MONTH LONG!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Expect for Fortnite I'm not posting any of that bulls*t😡

anyway remember no angst request of any kind🚫

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let me share with you my take on some little chibi monkeys !

i dont really post anymore on tumblr (maybe i should) and i know it hasnt been easy for you lately so i hope those tiny monkeys bring a smile to you :3

(i do post on bluesky tho if you wanna see more)

OH. MY. GGGGOOODDDDDDD!?!?

THESE ARE SO CUTE!!!!

Omg their tiny little hands and feeties, the little faces!!! They look so adorable I wanna scoop them all up and squeeze em!!!!! Dasheng and MKR Wukong looking so grumpy, but the other three looking so happy and sweet!!! NGNR Wu looking so fabulous omg

please please do start posting more!! I don't think anyone would complain about getting more Wukong art, it's good for our Tumblr ecosystem 😂