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fuck camp half blood. fuck camp jupiter. im gonna live in Lotus Hotel and not give any fucks
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no-scones-allowed · 3 years
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OK BUT CAN WE JUST TAKE A MINUTE TO REALISE AND APPRECIATE THAT ALASTAIR SANG AN INDECENT SONG IN FRONT OF ALL OF THE TID PARENTS AND THAT THIS IS HOW IT MOST LIKELY WENT?!?!
All of the Adults Present at the Musicale:
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William Fucking Owen Herondale:
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no-scones-allowed · 3 years
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Mike: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks!
Zoe: Why would I do that?
Mike: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!
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no-scones-allowed · 3 years
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Mike: 7 million people in the earth, 0 messages in my inbox
Ben: 7 million
Erica: in the earth
Zoe: free them
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no-scones-allowed · 3 years
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"my child is fine" you sold her to one direction
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no-scones-allowed · 3 years
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The townsends' musicale
James
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Cordelia
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Alastair
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Christopher with his experiments
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Matthew
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Lucie
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Bonus :
Jesse
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no-scones-allowed · 3 years
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I believe in the Carstairs's family supremacy. ✌🏽
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no-scones-allowed · 3 years
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this aint Odysseus’s Odyssey
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no-scones-allowed · 3 years
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No one:
Not a single soul:
Jace:
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no-scones-allowed · 3 years
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my impression of alastair at the musicale:
on tiktok and insta :)
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no-scones-allowed · 3 years
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How one of their first conversations probably went:
Alec: I'm not really looking for trouble.
Jace: what a horrible way to live.
Jace: don't worry I can fix that.
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no-scones-allowed · 3 years
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The ancient Romans: Yeah go ahead and be gay, that’s fine.
The ancient Romans: But only if you’re a top tho.
Everyone: But what does sexual position have to do with...
The ancient Romans: Tops. Only.
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no-scones-allowed · 3 years
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Reyna but make it 90s anime aesthetic
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no-scones-allowed · 3 years
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Nico: Can someone give me examples of things that are useless?
Percy: *raises hand*
Nico: Excellent, any other examples?
Percy:
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no-scones-allowed · 3 years
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*Jem giving relationship advice*
Kit: What if I fall for him and he doesn't like me?
Jem: You'll find someone.
Kit: But what if there is no one else?
Jem: Then you'll buy some cats.
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no-scones-allowed · 3 years
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