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nikolai: me, an intellectual-

zoya: you? an intellectual?

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nikolai, walking into a room: ta-da! look who it is!

zoya, scowling: oh, this motherfucker.

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kaz: you know there’s only person in this world who can tell you what you are.

wylan, smiling: me!

kaz: no, me, kaz brekker.

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jesper: go big or go home.

wylan, crying: I am begging you to go home.

jesper: I’m going big!

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nina: words that end in ‘i e’ sound so adorable.

jesper: yeah! like cookie, sweetie, cutie!

kaz: die.

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wylan: it’s a sin to swear, kaz.

kaz: yeah, no shit, wylan.

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nina: I love you.

matthias: was that you or the kvas talking?

nina: I was talking to the kvas.

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the darkling: you’re damn right I’m pretty.

alina: I said petty.

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wylan: what language do you think jesper thinks in? zemeni or kerch?

kaz: bold of you to assume he thinks.

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jesper: whoever is holding the feelings stick has permission to say whatever they are feeling without being judged.

jesper: I’ll go first; I feel like I want to know what you’re feeling.

kaz: *snaps stick*

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wylan: why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.

jesper: I’m gonna tell him.

inej: don’t you dare.

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matthias: hey, hi, hi — I’m involved in a criminal conspiracy.

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mal: nikolai’s going to look prettier than any of us, let’s just get it over with.

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jesper: I’M TOO HOT!

jesper: *points at wylan*

jesper:

wylan: sigh

jesper:

wylan, in a monotone voice with a blank expression: hot damn.

jesper: cALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN!

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kaz, to the crows: so inej is the woman I’ve been seeing, recently.

inej: … why are they looking at me like I’m a zoo animal?

jesper: well, kaz acts as sort of the dad of the group, so, emotionally, this is kind of like being told that you’re our new mom.

inej: but you know it’s nothing like that, right?

nina: absolutely. do you cook macaroni?

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nikolai: god, I love you. everybody else is nothing compared to you.

nikolai: *winks at the mirror*

genya, turning to zoya: so how does it feel to be second best?

zoya, shrugging: honestly, you get used to it.

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kaz: oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully about inej again, I’ll kill you.

kaz, chuckling: sorry, that sounded like a joke. I will actually kill you.