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im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

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Looking for a wolfstar RP partner!

I’m in desperate need of more wolfstar RPs. Preferably AU (magical or muggle) but I could be talked into canon-based. I usually prefer to play Sirius, but I can play Remus, too. I prefer to RP over Discord, but if you ask me about using a different platform, I’ll consider it.

I do have one plot that I started a while ago with a partner but it never got fully fleshed out - basically it’s a modern-day muggle AU where the Blacks are the British royal family, with Sirius as the crown prince. Remus is just a normal working-class guy. Sirius is in the closet to nearly everyone because his parents refuse to let him come out. Somehow, he and Remus meet without Remus realizing who he is at first (in the previous version, they met on Grindr, but if you want to do something different that’s fine!) and they hit it off and start dating despite needing to keep it a secret from the world. Meanwhile, it turns out that Sirius’s parents are planning an arranged marriage for him and pressuring him into acting more like them in preparation for when he’ll take the crown. And there’s a bunch more drama we can incorporate into it, both for Sirius and for Remus.

That’s just an idea, though, and if you have another plot/prompt you’d like to explore, still let me know!

Message me if you’re interested! Oh, and please be 18+, I’m not comfortable RPing with people under 18, as I’m in my 20s.

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The Democratic Establishment has argued for years that Trump is the country’s greatest threat only to hand him another 4 years

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Person I follow got their account locked for this tweet

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I will never believe that Sirius/Remus isn’t canon.

She literally made them the stars and the moon.

Don’t touch me.

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“Idiots to lovers” is a phenomenal fic tag, and exactly my brand of romance. I love it when they’re just so….. fucking…. stupid

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If a woman has a heartbeat you can’t tell her what to do with her goddamn body!

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Ufff this is an Oscar worthy story of it's own

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Ngozi is an amazing storyteller and artist and has created wonderful, loveable character, but

Nothing will be funnier than the “I’m sorry my life makes you so sad” Jack picture from twitter like I’m sorry but it’s true

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Every night when I tell the pup it’s time for bed, he sprints to his crate and sits so politely — expectantly, even

But he’s not expecting food, nor pets — nor even praise

No

He‘s waiting to be tucked in

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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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I don’t ship Drarry but with that being said, I will accept no other Drarry prompt than them stubbornly competing to outdo the other for the sheer drama.

It starts off when they’re still enemies in the Goblet of Fire. Draco makes a taunt about who Harry’s going to ask to the Yule Ball and how they must be from the worst of the worst lot and Harry rolls his eyes and says, “Well, fitting you say that, Malfoy, because I was going to ask you.” A perfect zing, Harry. 10/10.

But now the ball’s in Draco’s court and obviously he’s not going to pass up on the chance to humiliate the scarhead so he takes the most logical route of humiliation and calls out his bluff: “Fine, Potter, I reckon we’re going.”

But do you think Harry James Potter is just going to back down? That stubborn teenager is going to stare Draco down and say, “Reckon we are.”

Ron’s confused and Hermione’s confused and literally the entire castle is confused but Harry’s satisfied because he called out a bluffer’s counterbluff with a bluff of his own. And they just keep it up.

“I suppose you don’t even know how to dance, Potter?”

The furious teenager who spent years having to watch soapbox dramas with Mrs. Figg just glares at him in his stupid dress robes. “I know some things.”

“Prove it.”

“Fine.”

It’s like that for days until Draco makes the ultimate power move by inviting Harry to the Malfoy’s Annual New Years Eve Ball, taking out a Daily Prophet ad no less, because oh, oh, he’s got Potter now. He’ll never accept and he’ll be humiliated in front of the entire wizarding world. And do you think Harry’s just going to go down without a fight? God, no, he’s going to win whatever the hell this is because he’s Harry Potter, Draco better be worried, oh boy.

They’re still going at it six months later.

“Err—Malfoy?” Crabbe says. “Potter just sent you a dozen roses?”

“That son of a bitch! Send a box of chocolates. That’ll show him.”

“Um, Draco—?”

“I WILL NOT BE OUTDONE, PARKINSON!”

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She's right and I'm scared

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Ask The Lesbians?

Based on this text post. Dorcas and James played by @asktheboywholived​.

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ginny: dear diary, today i went crazy and started writing on the wall in blood. probably just a regular pre-teen thing? hormones, am i right