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The Girl You Like:

Her Older Sister:

Her annoyingly cute Kid Brother:

Her Overprotective Older Brother(s):

Her Majestic Mother:

Her Overly Powerful Father:

Her Ex:

You:

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goths: melancholy

emos: depressed

punks: angry

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in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

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hmmm

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God, listening to John Mulaney talk about doing hard fucking drugs in his youth is like hearing a nun reminisce on her last orgy before she converted. What do you mean you didn’t come out of the womb with a fatherly demeanor and crippling anxiety?

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The real Tide Pod Challenge is actually doing a load of laundry while suffering from crippling depression.

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Wait was that a fucking jedi at the end???

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

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when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

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LietBel

Sometimes I think the song“If I Could Tell Her” (wrong song title before)from Dear Evan Hansen matches them perfectly. Maybe one day I’ll work on the idea.

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Women have a lot more experience dealing with bloodstains than men. Men are convicted of murder a lot more than women. Coincidence?

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i have an absolute AMAZING idea for a new discord update…

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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Juliet Giving Up

your artist pseudonym is your name & your worst artistic habit

mine is Ray Bighands

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So I have a huge fucken bone to pick with that “gays don’t like football stereotype”

That’s all I have to say thank you I’ll be here all night

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everyone talks about the forbidden fruit but no one ever talks about the forbidden juice: