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noobsomeexagerjunk · 5 hours
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Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow
"SING FOR ME!"
[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]
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noobsomeexagerjunk · 5 hours
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Dolores?
or was it…
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the way the hobocop trash scene works is that it’s the devs beating the player with a hammer and hoping they get the point. not everyone who plays this game understands homelessness or even considers the unhoused. this is an event you can unlock within your first set of interactions and initially for other players it’s maybe framed entirely as a joke. hobocop.
but the game follows through with it, it’s not a silly dialogue option and it’s not a way to get out of paying your tab each night. it’s snowing in Revachol and the weather will kill you. it’s meant to help radicalize the average player and prep them for Disco's larger communist narrative.
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YOU - "Ma'am, do you know how me and my partner are known to our colleagues back at the station?" PLAISANCE - "No?" The storekeeper has crossed her arms. KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant looks at you, waiting to see where this is going. DRAMA - You've got this. Just go with it, this is *elegant*. YOU - "Crime bros." (Nod at Kim.) "We're called *crime bros*, my partner and I." PLAISANCE - "You're called... *what*?" She peers at you over her glasses. "What is this, a joke, mister policeman? Do you commit *crimes* together or what?" KIM KITSURAGI - He turns away, but not before you can see a small hint of a smile -- he's struggling to not crack up. RHETORIC - Technically, that's what Crime Bros would do, yes. Commit crimes. YOU - "No, not like this, we're called crime bros because we like to *solve* crimes... as brothers in arms!"
Brushes: True Grit Texture Supply
Textures: Jeff Finley,blkmarket
Reference: jademacalla
I have an idea for another one of these book covers, but it requires drawing a coupris kineema and I’m scared.
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noobsomeexagerjunk · 5 hours
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corpse pit q&a
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taken from this ^
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noobsomeexagerjunk · 15 hours
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must you betray me with a kiss?
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noobsomeexagerjunk · 17 hours
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Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate
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noobsomeexagerjunk · 17 hours
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Valentine's Day
for some it is a wonderful day
For others it's just any day
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Q!Mike: Honey, I'm home!
Q!Mike: Sorry for the delay
Q!Mike: I was with Richas...
Q!Mike: It was really fun...
Q!Mike: I wish you were there with us
but...
Q!Mike: Don't worry My Goddess
Q!Mike: I'll do anything to get you back
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noobsomeexagerjunk · 17 hours
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No one told me about Phil logging in just to tp Pac to where the forlorn caves are for his bow, granting us this amazing reaction image
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Eggies!!!!
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💋
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noobsomeexagerjunk · 17 hours
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More jazzalil (is that how you spell it??? despite me not having the time to watch firebringer yet, you are actively convincing me to do so-)
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I ran so fast to do this as soon as i saw the request… I love Jazzalil so much! And yes that’s how you spell it!
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noobsomeexagerjunk · 17 hours
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me writing the worst paragraph of my life knowing that a sexier, more hydrated version of me will fix it later
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family photo
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noobsomeexagerjunk · 18 hours
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whatever tommyinnit has going on is unethical nonmonogamy but not like cheating instead its unethical because he's holding tubbo hostage
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noobsomeexagerjunk · 18 hours
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watching tubbo list 100 women is so funny
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