every farming sim NPC: the new farmer? Yeah just give him absolutely dog shit tools. Yeah just the absolute worst most rusty awful tools you can find
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My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:
1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.
2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.
3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.
4. If you're at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.
5. Stay safe.
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It's only Monday
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i'm gonna go home and draw
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hey man what the fuck. untrue
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dude come on
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average aging Tumblr adult active here since 2014 when they scroll past werewolf boyfriend posts in the year of our lord 2024
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Did you guys see eyeball world
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untitled by 蒼依てて
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"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post
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Chimera
Acrylic on canvas, August 2024
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looks at you with my ouppy eyes
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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)
LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)
LOVE (nothing wrong with me)
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