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The end result of my own reckless impulsivity
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people saying that ford didn’t appreciate fiddlefords gifts is lowkey crazy to me. first of all HE LOVED THAT AXOLOTL. HE SET IT FREE BECAUSR OF BILL. LIKE WHAT WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO. and he treasured those gloves so much like cmon. and the breaking of the snow globe was an accident I mean cmon he was startled by bill and he dropped it. do you seriously think he meant to do that on purpose.
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everybody go home this is the best tweet of the day
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notarealblogatall · 5 days
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Interview with the cheerleader
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notarealblogatall · 6 days
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Athena
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notarealblogatall · 6 days
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is this anything
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notarealblogatall · 7 days
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no more casting athena as a thin blonde woman in modern adaptations of greek myths. give me a built butch or give me death
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notarealblogatall · 12 days
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"Ford doesn't know about 9/11" FORD DOESNT KNOW ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE
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notarealblogatall · 20 days
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Imagine this.
You’re chilling in your room, probably messing around on your guitar when your dad calls you into the living room.
When you get there you see a number of your family members - mostly your annoying half-siblings but a few more distant realizes, all gathered around arguing. Your dad turns to you and says “your sisters’s best friend is stranded and she wants to go pick him up”
You pause because what? You sister doesn’t really do friends, and you’re pretty sure she broke contract with her last so-called bestie. But sure whatever, you’ve never met the dude.
“And?” You prompt because you could working on a new song right now.
“What are your thoughts?” Your dad asks and oh shit- you don’t even remember this guy’s name and now you have to have an opinion on him???
You’re Apollo from epic the musical btw
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notarealblogatall · 20 days
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Socialising is difficult why can’t I just yell out my lineage from across the battlefield and invoke the ancient laws of Xenia to my fellow enemy Trojan resulting in a friendly unequal trade and a bro hug
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notarealblogatall · 22 days
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i cannot believe that the only reason apollo could come up with is “less pretty music :(”
dude his crew killed your cows
your immortal cows
those are supposed to be your friends like seriously take a note out of the polyphemus’s book
he killed your cows your favorite cows my man
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notarealblogatall · 22 days
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Going through some irl stuff right now and man what I wouldn't give to have EPIC Athena to talk me through it. I think she could fix me.
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notarealblogatall · 26 days
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Hilarious of Youtube to kill the stream right after Calypso said you couldn’t kill a goddess. Get her ass
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notarealblogatall · 28 days
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happy friday! sparkle off!
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notarealblogatall · 28 days
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seeing how people choose to spell antinoos’ name in the epic fandom over the next few days is going to be funny
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Odysseus sketches
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notarealblogatall · 29 days
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He finally figured out the formula guys (ft normal friend behavior)
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