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"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life

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A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

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Controversial Post

Name your least favorite pokemon in the tags

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losing my mind at this

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now you imagined the shrimp. now imagine a crab. what's he got on his head? a crown. that's the crab king.

youve opened my eyes

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My dad’s name is Kermit so he thinks it’s funny to post things like this

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i wish they made video games that are good

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they clearly got the response of people who were mad about no characters being fat and were like (millenially) we can do BETTER. we can BREAK THE CYCLE. and then they decided to make the sole fat character the cunt who was historically so ugly that his parents threw him off god mountain

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if any of yall make me acknowledge the existence of hades 2 im gonna make it everyone else's problem

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they made a fat hades character. and yet i still cannot let go of my HATERED........... (my shadow eyes glow)

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i love ragh so MUCH i need to be EXORCISEDDDDD