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My absolute favorite @jalenmara finished this absolute gem and everyone needs to go read it RIGHT NOW!

There was a slight tug at his hand, Dany’s shapely arm stretched behind her as she pulled him forward, eager to get them out onto the Boardwalk. Jon’s eyes fell past the feathers and pink and glitter to the ass that would not quit straining against the confines of a little black dress. Legs with heart-shaped calves begged for his tongue to outline and trace the tantalizing shape before they wrapped around his waist– voulez-vous indeed. She was also working a towering set of heels that made him wonder just how short she truly was, and if her head might fit under his chin just so, in a way that would allow her to hear the crashing of his heart against his ribcage, telling her every secret he might ever hope to hold and then some.

She could have it all. Whatever she wanted, however she wanted it.

He finally managed to stumble after her, thanking whatever higher power might be looking out for him that he had been nursing his drink for most of the evening, because he had plans for them, pending consent of course, and whiskey dick definitely did not factor into them. Not at all.

Voulez-vous, ain’t no big decision.

To my constant: @notpmahlem ❤️

Thanks to @the-last-targaryens for this gorgeous moodboard she made a million years ago, and to each and every one of you who believed me when I said I would finish this little fic. One day. That day is today!

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the narrator in this show is fucking everything

MY LADY JANE | 2024–

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ADRIA ARJONA & GLEN POWELL Hit Man (2023) dir. Richard Linklater

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I BEG of you, brain. Please.

🧠: 😌☕️

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“you’re a writer, right?”

me, staring at the one sentence i’ve managed to add in the last hour and the 12 open tabs on the specifics of shoes in 1845 Ireland: In theory.

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Not gonna lie, watching “Twisters” has helped me understand the appeal of those cheesy romance novels with the hot models on the covers. Because the movie felt like it was written by an author of those kinds of novels.

Think about it. The plot is about this down-on-her-luck city girl (not really city, but that’s a minor point) who is feeling lost, partly because her boyfriend died in a tragic accident. So, to help her get out of her funk, she accepts an offer from her friend to go back home in rural Oklahoma.

While there, she meets a rough-and-tough, handsome country boy who comes off as a bit arrogant at first. But then she gets to know him and learns he’s actually good at heart, humble, loves dogs, helps people in need, and is genuinely just a goofy nerd about his hobby. The country boy is also intelligent since he has a college degree, he respects the protagonist’s intelligence, and he spends the 2nd half of the movie making sure she achieves her goals. He’s basically her number one fan throughout the whole movie, telling her she’s great and that he’s in awe of her work. And then, our protagonist makes the country boy chase after her, which he happily does.

I’m like…did the screenwriters read a bunch of romance novels as their inspiration?

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Original template cr: @mhuyo from Twitter

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MY LADY JANE (2024-) cr. Gemma Burgess

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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007) dir. Gore Verbinski

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Nesta and Cassian - A Court of Thorns and Roses

Artist: @brunojlopez

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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

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I keep seeing people making fun of using growled, hissed, roared, snarled etc in writing and it’s like.

have you never heard someone speak with the gravel in their voice when they get angry? Because that’s what a growl is.

Have you never heard someone sharply whisper something through the thin space of their teeth? Or when your mother sharply told you to stop it in public as a kid when you were acting up/being too loud? Because that’s what a hiss is.

Have you never heard a man get so blackout angry that their voice BOOMS through the house? Because that’s what a roar is.

Have you never seen someone bare their teeth while talking to accentuate their frustration or anger while speaking with a vicious tone? Because that’s what snarling is.

It’s not meant to be a literal animal noise. For the love of god, not every description is literal. I get some people are genuinely confused, but also some of these people are genuinely unimaginative as fuck.

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𝑶𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆, 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆. 𝑶𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅𝒔. 𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏. 𝑰 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒆✨🌙

One month to HOFAS✨🌙