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femme fatales in pulp fiction

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Send “Please, don’t leave me.” for your muse to stop mine from leaving after a fight!

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Sanders where the fuck are you ? 

@dcfctive fandomless oc - high activity 

@notyourcrypt multimuse blog - medium activity 

@tria-sofa-nomismata multimuse oc blog - low activity

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A meme for Multi-Muse blogs

Send me 🗣+ the names of 2 muses on the blog, and there will be a random conversation written involving them.

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RANDOM QUESTIONS FOR MULTI-MUSE BLOGS           REBLOG and fill out the information!

Which muse enjoys a nice nap? : Cam, Tanis, 

Which muse is the most emotional? : Elle, Tanis, Cam

Which muse can play an instrument? : Simon, Roxanne

Which muse tends to bottle things up? : Biffy, Simon, Kimmy

Which muse is the best leader material? : Elle, Biffy, Roxanne, Kimmy, Cam, Simon

Which muse has the best singing voice? : Kimmy, Simon, Elle, Roxanne

Which muse has the best fashion sense? : Roxanne, Kimmy, Elle

Which muse has an insatiable sweet tooth? : Elle, Tanis, Lucas, Kimmy, Biffy 

Which muse has suffered the worst injuries? :  Biffy, Lucas 

Which muse would survive in an apocalypse? : Tanis, Biffy, Lucas

Which muse is most likely to drunk text someone? : Elle, Biffy, Cam

Which two muses would get along well if they met? : Elle and Kimmy, Kimmy and Biffy (obvs) Simon and Biffy, Cam and Elle, Roxanne and Kimmy, Roxanne and Elle

Which two muses would get into a fight if they met? :  Lucas and fucking everyone

Which muse is easiest to get into the head-space of? : Simon 

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Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

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Starters based on things my gram has said

“When I said salad I meant potatoes.”

“Why are you screaming this time?”

“I just had a conversation with my dead mother.”

“How are you still alive?”

“I’d ask you how to spell this, but I know you’d spell a dirty word.”

“I’ve was having a conversation with you and it turns out you weren’t even home.”

“Misha Collins is your father.”

“Treebeard looks like your grandpa.”

“How did you manage to set the blender on fire?!”

“Why is something you wrote on the news? What did you do?”

“You can’t summon a demon to help put on jewelry.”

“How did you become a reverend? Someones church is coming to an end.”

“You’re going to get shot in the face because you’re a sarcastic butthole.”

“You realise that stabbing people is illegal right?”

“My brother fell off the roof and into a trash can.”

“Stop telling people that you’re Harry Styles.” 

 “ “Why did you try to pet a cougar? Are you stupid?”

 "How did you catch a squirrel?“

 "Hey look your friend is on the news for murder.”

 "Should I be worried that you can pick locks?“

 "Don’t you dare lock me out of the house for trying to prank you!”

 "I think I just drove us into a tree. At least I didn’t drive into the lake.“

 "I was going to point out that dog to you, but it was a pile of trash cans.”

 "At Halloween I like to stand in front of the windows with a butchers knife so I can scare children.“

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sometimes the things you want badly and are too impatient for might take awhile to come, stay open, it’ll come

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Battle Royale (2000)

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Battle Royale (2000) Kinji Fukasaku

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Battle Royale (2000) dir. Kinji Fukasaku

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@iwatch-thebees

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i cannot stop thinking about the noise his head makes when he goes back under the table

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