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I just realised we can use the polls to ask the clone fucking debate questions. let's go!

(two answers are missing because you can only have 10 options. oh well)

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Some tips for spoonies who have sex questions but cant talk about them

If your hips dislocate often, being on top might be better, or reverse cowgirl. I found that position in particular works for me. Thigh grinding and clit stimulation tend to be less energy than actual intercourse if you have a vagina.

If youre into any bondage and have EDS/any tissue disease please dont use duct tape its hell on earth for the skin. Try the fuzzy handcuffs or ribbons, silky fabrics can be just as much fun and less pain than sticky or rough textures

Yes being hypersexual is normal if you have chronic pain or chronic fatigue as its normal human response to get out of pain and into pleasure, it alsp can push an adrenaline rush and give sudden energy.

Yes being sex repulsed is natural if you have chronic pain/fatigue because sex can be exhausting, and more painful. And even if it feels good, it can be really bad afterwards going from pleasure to pain.

Dislocation or pulled muscles are common, heat or a bath afterwards can be really helpful.

Dont forget to pee after sex its like ten times as likely for people with low immune systems to get utis than healthy people.

If youre into anal and are likely to have prolapses please be super careful and start training yourself beforehand, and be slow about it.

If your skin is stretchy or tears easily please because during intercourse and especially nipple play.

If you have devices/tubes on you/in you be sure not to put a whole lot of pressure on them. Stop if somethibg doesnt feel right. If you do bondage make sure your tube doesnt get tied up with you.

Being sex repulsed and hypersexual us really normal especially if youre on medications.

Yes, anti depressants, painkillers and especially anti psychotics can make it nearly impossible to orgasm. Dont feel guilty about it, its just how it is. Lots of foreplay and edging can help but for many it takes getting off the med to get your sex life back/achieve orgasm.

Back spasms can and will happen! For regardless of sex/gender, if you orgasm, your muscles get tight and excited and it can cause spasms in the legs and especially your back! Be careful.

If you have a vagina and have any tissue disease, its usually easily to tear tissue in both the anus and the vagina, make sure you are lube up as much as possible before any insertion. And if tearing still happens make a note of it and talk to your doctor if it doesnt heal.

If you bruise easily, youll get hickeys easily, and if you heal slow those motherfuckers do too.

Its fun when youre flexible, but make sure youre not hyper extending during sex, because that could make you extra likely to have a dislocation.

Yes, jaw dislocations while sucking dick are super common, lock jaw and jaw weakness are too. Dont be ashamed to stop. Its a lot of energy and a lot of work and movement your neck/jaw might not be used to. Ice packs work best after a long day of suckin dick.

Premature ejaculation is also common for a lot of spoonies (especially spoonies with penises) due to the sudden rush of adrenaline/pleassure and extreme sensitivity. Dont be ashamed!

Yes, your meds can make it hard to.maintain na erection, talk to your doctor about what to do, but dont be ashamed, its super common especially on anti depressants.

Its common for people with chronic illnesses to have a hard time staying wet/maintaining an erection during sex as youre basically battling both fatigue and pain, try foreplay and other things outside of penetration before going straight for intercourse.

No ones gonna tell you this but people with inflammatory dieases, your vagina will inflame during penetration, it may hurt, you may not feel it, thats why you should start slow.

If you have unique allergies please please for the love of god make sure you dont have a latex allergy or an allergy ro certain lubricates, condoms can be the worst for those of us with bad immune systems/unique allergies.

Be prepared for wrist and shoulder dislocations during handjobs/fingering.

Theyre not gonna yell you this but fingering and handjob can advance your arthritis/give you early arthritis. Please take breaks when you feel pain.

All i have for now. Will be adding more.

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i think a lot about vampire subs. like fucking a vampire who's so fucking hungry and desperate but they aren't allowed to feed until you tell them so. normally they could snap you like a twig but they wanna be good for you so bad. edging them until theyre desperate to cum and to feed, just whining nonsensically as they mouth at your neck with their fangs just barely above the skin, trying so hard to hold back they tear up. mocking them for supposedly being so terrifying and powerful but they are crying and begging just for the privilege of drinking from you. and then when you finally tell let them bite down you fuck into them hard and they cum as they drink from you, moaning uncontrollably, and you watch as your blood literally fills their body and makes them flush so prettily. so yeah we need more vampire subs please

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Environmental storytelling is when the "will not draw" list on an artist's commission sheet includes an extremely specific kink.

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silvery voices.

dukeceit x tattoos, explicit

3.3k words

additional: tattoo kink, painplay, praise kink, anal sex, vaginal fingering, trans janus, light d/s, bottom janus, top remus, past moceit (with a very good relationship), roman also shows up here and there

minors please dni

thank you to @tulipanthousa for beta reading

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Janus wasn’t nervous; yes, he was sure. Despite what Patton said, despite a tattoo being the greatest commitment he’d ever made, despite the hours he spent agonizing over it and despite the tremble in his hands while he messaged the artist he had found, he wasn’t nervous.

(Maybe a little. So sue him.)

He didn’t even know what the artist looked like, only knew his work and his name—Remus. It was not foreboding and not a bad sign that he was laying his untarnished skin into the hands of someone with the name of the twin that lost Rome; he had seen Remus’ profile; he was good at his job. Janus liked his art, liked the design he had been given, and there was really no need to be like this.

But as he entered Strange Fantasy Tattoos, perfectly punctual (it was both rude to be too early and too late; he had done his research), his anxiety suddenly changed once he saw Remus—he was unfairly hot. Never in his life would Janus have thought that heavily tattooed men with facial hair were his type, considering his last partner (Patton could not have been more different from the man before him), but his heart still skipped a beat as Remus firmly shook his hand—oh, this was going to be a long day.

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I tried 2 different coloring styles. One is simple and the other one sold my soul

He honestly looks like a pirate

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The Great Wall of Vagina - Jamie McCartney (x) Jamie made molds of the vaginas of women between 18 and 76 years. Among others, they include twins and transgender women. Women are often confused about their vagina, because they think it looks different: with this project he demonstrates that vaginas are as different as faces. McCartney hopes that his work will help to stop the increasing growth of labia corrections in recent years.

(Yes these are vulvas, the title of the work is a play on words, The Great Wall of China/Vagina rhymes, Vulva doesn’t.)

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somnophilia with mutual consent is honestly such the mood. like hell yeah i wanna tease the fuck out of you while you’re asleep. not enough stimulation to wake you up, but just enough to make you think you’re having the best sex dream of your life. i wanna see you unconciously bucking your hips and grinding as my finger just barely grazes your clit and pushes in just enough into your soaking pussy that it makes you moan as though it were my strap on. you cant help but whine and whimper without abandon, especially when i run the vibrator all over your body. your nipples are hard and begging to be sucked, your pussy is dripping with need. its all a game of how far can i go before you wake up. but i’m sure you’d pretend to be asleep, even as i fuck you and make you cum like the helpless little slut that you are. my perfect little toy.

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men are made to be shoved and grabbed and thrown around and pinned down. god told me that

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@virgils-nsfw-closet

the mcr gender affirming gear and sex toy line just dropped!!

im not even sorry hahahah

stage gay binder edited by @20thcenturyfoxx

the coffin vibrators are from a Lovehoney's 2010 Halloween line called Death by Orgasm, which also included a scorpion shaped vibrator and a vampire cock ring, but have sadly been discontinued.

anyways @ mcr hire me, ray toro's marketing genius and my pun-making abilities will be unstoppable once combined

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i’m screaming

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king

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Y es

sorry, monsterfuckers, u can only pick one

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strike a pose

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Deej Amago

Japan Artist

Pictures , unfortunately censored and cropped for tumblr

Visit his  Instagram  that  is MORE tolerant if it is a drawing or a painting than the strict and ignorant policy of TUMBLR in  concern of art

https://www.instagram.com/djamago/