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“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward
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nsxx99 · 48 minutes
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researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible
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nsxx99 · 15 hours
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gaylor theory except insisting that someone is italian
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nsxx99 · 15 hours
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this stupid little beaver bitch
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nsxx99 · 15 hours
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it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar
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nsxx99 · 15 hours
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in the urinal making all the other boys jealous that their urethras are like a cheaply crafted ancient teapot that splashes piss everywhere whereas mine is like a finely crafted ancient teapot that will cause no splatter regardless of the height of the stream.
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nsxx99 · 15 hours
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you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers
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nsxx99 · 15 hours
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Oh I get it now. He's called Hideo Kojima because his parents named him that
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nsxx99 · 15 hours
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tumblr user sudokufaggot has nomitated herself to run for CEO, citing the advanced ability to count to 9
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nsxx99 · 15 hours
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Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.
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nsxx99 · 23 hours
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remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse
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nsxx99 · 23 hours
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nsxx99 · 1 day
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Theyre sending me to da foppish dandys effeminate school for pansy boys
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nsxx99 · 1 day
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i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem
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nsxx99 · 1 day
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The "radical leftists" on this site who talk constantly about the importance of solidarity and kindness and compassion and then immediately tell anyone who disagrees with them to kill themselves are going to be devastated when they learn how much of actual union organizing involves talking to people whose politics you find incredibly repugnant and meeting them where they're at in order to find common ground
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nsxx99 · 2 days
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put that old man in a situation
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nsxx99 · 2 days
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i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.
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