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Laughing wholeheartedly with your boss is a competitive sport I fail at.

I wish I was good at something.

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Ok so first of all, fuck you, American health care.

Secondly, good morning.

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What am I doing with my life. Why can’t I just be happy. I want to be grateful for what I have. I can’t just stay here.

Maybe if I tore up my body and soul to help people, the pain of existing would be worth it. Either way, either I live a hedonistic lifestyle or a therapist lifestyle, I will feel pain. Might as well feel pain helping someone out.

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I’d like to keep the record straight.

I did not commit suicide.

The gun fired off by itself. Accidentally.

Sincerely, a wage slave.

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Oof I am currently day 5 of my period, American Capitalism is still in full swing so there’s no period leave, my nose decided to bleed as well, my uterus has killed me and won. But on the bright side, I have paid time off next week. I’m this close 🤌 to quitting everything and starting a new life in a van living close to nature.

How about you? How are you doing?

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If I don’t pull myself together by the year 2033, I am legally allowed to euthanize myself please sign the petition here:

Pull myself together as in, be financially able to have food, water, shelter, have the kind of mental health that’s not always suicidal. Be able to maintain friendships.

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Life doesn’t get any better than this so I need to get used to it.

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I don’t know if I can go on like this in a long term way.

The one consolation I had as a teenager was that things might get better as I get older. It hasn’t. I feel like an idiot for expecting things to get better. As if I deserve it.

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Just suicidal. Judgmental parents. Self hatred. No acceptance from parents. Imagining that I have to work there over and over.

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Why do I always get a god forsaken stomach ache every time I eat my own food.

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I won’t say I hate my job.

But if Kylo Ren asked me to join with him and burn this place to the ground and build a new order out of its ashes,

I’d consider it.

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Please take good care of them!

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I would rather cut my left tit off than do a team building activity.

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Hello Employee,

Make sure to participate in this Corporate Social Event that has been orchestrated by the monkeys in suits that comprise the entirety of the Marketing Department to ensure your experience with the Company is Fun, Amicable, and also so we can feel better about treating you like the garbage scum you are. Have a great and Productive Day, and don’t forget that We Own You!

Sincerely,

The Boss

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I love it when my boss gives my lactose intolerant ass a beautiful birthday cake and expects gratitude, servitude,

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Hmm I should journal more often.

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Suicidal. Job isn’t worth it. Feel pressured to stay here forever by job, family, basically other people. I don’t want to be shackled by other people.