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[numberonedukethomasapologist]

NO DEAD ASS CUZ ALL I CAN HEAR IS DUKE GOING BOMBOCLAAAT😫 WHENEVER SOMETHING HAPPENS😭

I think it’d be so funny if like,

Thomas, being slightly inconvenienced: Jesus fucking Christ this CANNOT be fucking happening. What the fuck. This is fucking bullshit. Literally go to fucking hell, suck my dick you fucking idiot

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Bruce in major, life threatening situations: Oh, dear :(

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

What If instead of art with Jim Gordon with a cig he had a blunt?

Thank you for coming to my TED talk😁🫶🏽

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE🙏🏾‼️‼️

"swarm" for batober.

duke thomas, the signal

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Where are my Duke Thomas ___tober fics😫

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What if paw-patrol it's was bat-patrol and the batfam were different dogs and batman was rider🏃🏽‍♂️

(Begging someone to make this into art)

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What was the batfams reaction to seeing batman cry for the first time😋

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Yall think the gotham residents ever yell at the bats to stfu when their being to loud at night of do sumn dumb?

*batman and red hood arguing on a roof*

Random gothamite: Shut. The. Hell. Up.- I just got my baby to sleep almost through the night and if she wakes up cuz of yalls hollerin I'm going to cook you.

*signal crashes through a store window fighting croc*

Store owner: What the fuck?!? *grabs broom and starts beating croc in the face till he backs out the window*

Signal: Th-

Owner: ah ah ah- gtfo- or do i have to use the broom on you?

*spoiler and red robin telling the worst puns imaginable while sitting on someone balcony*

Gothamite: *opens window* listen idgaf about you using my balcony as a personal lounge but if I hear one more pun I'm pushing you off..

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PLEASE BRO IMAGINE GETTING ARRESTED BY OFFICER GRAYSON IN BLUD

AND YOU RETURN HOME TO YOUR FAMILY IN THE NARROWS AND YOU SEE THE SAME COP WHO ARRESTED YOU DOING THE TOOTSIE ROLLS AND SMOKIN A FAT BLUNT WITH YO PEOPLE😭

THE HOOD PROLLY HATE TO SEE DICK COMING���

Nobody

Dick literally one hour after Duke takes him back to his hood to visit

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

THANK YOUUUUUU💞🫶🏽

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

YALL BETTER EAT DOWN THIS OCTOBER

I BETTER SEE THE MOST HEART SHATTERING WHUMPTOBER FICS

JUICIEST KINKTOBER FICS

COZIEST FLUFFTOBER FICS

THE MOST JAW DROPPING INKTOBER ART

SHII I'LL EVEN TAKE GORETOBER ART

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What's each batfam members favorite thing to do on their birthday and what cake do they get

[IN CELEBRATION FOR MY BIRTHDAY ON THE 1ST🥳]

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*UPDATE ITS MY BIRTHDAY NOWWW‼️‼️*

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Headcanon that Duke and Damian tried to do the trick where you put a sleeping person's hand in warm water to make them pee themselves

And they tried to do it to steph and she woke up immediately

And it started a month long prank war but only steph was pulling pranks on the two boys and they lived in fear for a month

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PLEASE YOUR SO REAL😭

Dilf vs tired dad