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they shoild inbent a kity

just invented this thing

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I can only ever hear "tranny faggot" in scooby doo's voice

This was the top of my inbox first thing in the morning and it made me laugh so hard I started coughing and it freaked out my cat

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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however it's not their birthday yet, get arguing my minions!

Also it’s my birthday tomorrow so nobody is allowed to argue with any of my posts

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POV: your friend is an ecology major and has beef with random animals

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hey girl

i mean hey it

and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

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hey i've been like pretty low on money the last few months, which has generally been surprisingly fine (though definitely stressful) but i'm now at a point where it's potentially about to get difficult. while im excited to finally about to be debt free i currently also have an open bill for legal fees im late on that's almost an entire months worth of my current regular income (which is only around 800-1000 USD).

any donations on my ko-fi (and especially monthly subscriptions) would help me tremendously with getting over this hump next month and allow for me to continue and expand my work (the big article im working is already like 3 months of work by two people and over a hundred dollars in expenses).

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he's right behind me isn't he

i bought weird "kfc popcorn chicken" flavored popcorn (thats apparently a thing) like a week ago cause i was curious (they fucking sucked) and somehow the chicken flavoring got everywhere in my room and the smell of it has haunted me since

like once a day my hand just suddenly smells of those awful fucking popcorn im gonna go insane, i feel like the kfc intelligence division is after me

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im going to do a research project for english and one ofthe topics is hacktivism may i please i use ur Deeds for the project please maia nyan crimew 🙏

yes of course, you don't need my permission to write about my work, it's public work for a reason!

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have you ever even commited arson?

yes, thanks for asking! let me provide a pre-tabulated list and my full address for the police report :)

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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

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hey. to the fat person reading this who wants to transition or is transitioning. make your transition goals fat like you. please. the things you aim to gain from transition can be gained while fat. you can be/express your gender and be fat. there is nothing wrong with that, no matter what anyone says. i promise.

let yourself exist. let yourself be happy. you have just as much of a right as every other person in this world to do that, especially as you transition. it's okay. you're going to be alright, and you're also going to look fucking awesome. you already look fucking awesome. it's your body. own it.

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You kind of seem like Jerry Seinfeld if he was still alive. But like in a queer European way

so not like seinfeld at all?

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i bought weird "kfc popcorn chicken" flavored popcorn (thats apparently a thing) like a week ago cause i was curious (they fucking sucked) and somehow the chicken flavoring got everywhere in my room and the smell of it has haunted me since

like once a day my hand just suddenly smells of those awful fucking popcorn im gonna go insane, i feel like the kfc intelligence division is after me

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you not being able to travel makes me heart hurt. is there a safe way to send you things from other places? i wish to send you goods from the great state of louisiana.

i will probably eventually have a P.O. box again!