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trying to go to sleep but every time I attempt to bid the royal commander 'good night' he just fuckin g stands there nodding furiously going yes i am yes i am yes i am yes i am
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jaime and brienne canonically being the two bozos sitting on the fact that there is a nuke under KL. omg they should call the westerosi explosive disposal unit instead of yearning for 40 pages
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Need more stuff about the knights being past their prime and miserable please
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dog motif is so funny because it was a real literal motif in hit show succession and then people started being like oh this is a general trope that describes whenever a character is subservient!!! no dude. they put roman in a cage.
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logistically i understand why the show didn’t want to cut theon out and have no winterfell plotline for like two full seasons. comedically however i think the best course of action would have been for alfie allen to reappear onscreen three years later with no foreshadowing no mentions and eating a live rat
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Daily affirmations. Blond men are the devil's emissaries. Blond men will not enter the kingdom of heaven at their deaths nor will they sing with the rest of god's creatures in his choir. Blond men are a scourge upon this earth and all who consider themselves righteous and holy are bound by honor to hunt them to extinction
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first american pope should have been bruce springsteen
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asoiaf blackout poetry.
jaime iii - a storm of swords
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two knights fucking yah just really going at it CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG ya know
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shinji ikari
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