Bro I was watching the first three pirates of the carribean movies on a plane the other day and like…? Peak cinema. Why aren’t we making fun little adventure stories anymore? Why is it all disney live actions and reboots? Why aren’t we putting a couple of weirdos in period costumes and letting them go buckwild in front of a camera anymore?
me personally i watch house of the dragon and clap and cheer every time thought leader otto hightower is on screen because i condone his actions and support his ideology. and real team green patriots agree with me. we all think this. btw.
its insane to me that people do not eat their food from bite theyre going to enjoy least to the one theyre going to enjoy most. like you bithes just eat at random? what if the last bite sucks? have yall not suffered enough? 🤨
Taylor swift fans with wax on and on about how she’s this amazing poet and people who don’t like her music just aren’t listening to her Incredible Lyrics and then quote the worst lyric from the song they’re talking about like at least make an effort
Wyll reciting fairy tales he knows by heart to the children in Reithwin, and making up new endings each time they revisit to see if they catch him and were paying attention.
Wyll entertaining the tiefling kiddos with big, showy tales of castles and monsters and dragons and knights, all with nameless heros so the children can put themselves in the adventure.
Wyll having whole stanzas of poetry memorized that he can recite at any time, and often does under breath as he walks or swings his rapier in rhythm to keep time (he doesn't count his waltz, he *speaks* it)
Wyll dropping his favourite quotes from plays in casual conversation (and making some up completely on the spot, but they're so dead on you wouldn't be able to tell).
Wyll who could have been a poet, a playwright, a storyteller. Who *is* all of these things, even if it's not at the forefront of his being.
nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions