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“You know, why don’t I just lie on the floor so you can start kicking me?” (emma)

“Are you trying to make me feel better, or you? Honestly, after this whole curse thing I’m not sure which of us has the worse hand. Then again, at least your parents wanted you.”

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VICTORiOUS Assorted Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns or restructure sentences as needed.

“I thought we talked about not tapping my nose anymore.”

“I know what will make you feel better. Kiss me.”

“I was just walking around and I saw this kite stuck in a bush and, and it’s broken and someone needs to fix it!”

“You know, you don’t always have to be mean to everyone.”

“Oh, and uh, don’t eat the snow unless you wanna bleed internally.”

“If someone was pushed off this catwalk and landed on the floor really hard, do you think they’d live?”

“I AM A POLICE OFFICER! Would you like some RAISIN BRAN?!”

“My goodness, that tray was hot! Oh, well. Look at it! My skin’s starting to blister! And I do believe that’s the sweet smell of my burning flesh!”

“Look, I’m not going to stand here and watch you accuse me of things I clearly did.”

“You know, why don’t I just lie on the floor so you can start kicking me?”

“They’re candy jammies, they go perfect with our cupcake theme.”

“You mess with the cow… you get the udders.”

“I’m not that pristine. …Wait, what’s pristine mean?”

“Dolphins creep me out, so I will not go in the ocean!”

“Is this a closet party? Look, I have spoons!”

“If I get to ten and you’re not out there, I’m going home. And we’re over.”

“I put this stupid chicken in the oven three hours ago, and it’s still not cooked!”

“Ok, um…couple of things. You didn’t turn the oven on. This is a turkey. And, um, yeah, it’s still frozen.”

“Ahh!! What kind of father am I?! I’m so darn narcoleptic I can’t even tell my own twin sons apart.”

“Did you just say you wanted a face full of trumpet?”

“Are you a good witch… or a sandwich?”

“Kiss me, [Name]. I want my last three and a half minutes to be spent with my face… smushed against your face.”

“Girl?!?! Will you hold my oatmeal for me?”

“Oh, I’m sorry, were we all supposed to dress stupid today?”

“I’ve also wondered why lemonade is a drink and first aid is for the injured. Like, what if a thirsty person gets injured? Do you give them first aid first, and then lemonade? Or lemonade first, then second aid?”

“Free hugs! I want to give free hugs!”

“I don’t hate you. I just want something bad to happen to you. Not like really bad, just something to ruin your weekend.”

“You realize we’ll probably die up here?”

“Do you wanna do something fun with me tomorrow night?”

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reverse fake dating: very in love couple has to pretend theyre not actually together

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hclfgoddess‌:

Henry puffed out his chest and lifted his chin. “Nuh-uh. I can handle myself.” 

“Sure you could, kid,” Arianna pulled the sleeves that consistently covered her arms, she never let anyone see her forearms. “Mom didn’t raise me in the Enchanted Forest, the people who did? When the dad got mad? I was the one that got hurt. This?” Arianna showed the scars that covered her forearm and hand, “He shoved my hand in the fire and held it there. So no, you don’t have any idea.”

if i were you, i’d get off that high horse before i fall off. (ofallthemuses, Ari to Henry)

     “What do you mean?”

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“I beg your pardon?” Even with fire coursing through her veins, a frigid chill overtook Regina. She clenched her fists. Her nostrils flared as she inhaled sharply. Her daughter certainly inherited her sharp tongue. “How dare you speak to me this way?” 

“You heard me,” Arianna told her plainly. She had a lot of years of anger built up. “Oh I do speak to you this way, because I spent twenty eight years in a neglectful family, when my mother was right there the whole time. It’s not like you didn’t know I was here. You had to have and you chose to leave me with those people. You left me with them and adopted a baby. That does wonders for a kid’s self esteem.” Arianna didn’t have the luxury of learning that her parents, or parent, couldn’t keep her. It wasn’t like the Mayor couldn’t provide for her. No, she just didn’t want her, and that was the hardest thing for Arianna to cope with.

i can’t look at either one of you right now. (ofallthemuses from Ari to any of them)

     “I can’t say that I’m thrilled to see you in this state, either.. On the contrary, I find it quite hard. You’re throwing a tantrum like a child.” Regina took a measured breath. “When you decide to have this conversation calmly and rationally, I will be more than happy to discuss it with you.” 

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CARING SENTENCE STARTERS 

for muses that need a little love. 

❝  i’m here for you.  ❞

❝  let me help with that.  ❞

❝  i’m here.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna hurt you.  ❞

❝  if they do it again, you tell me.  ❞

❝  i’ll protect you. ❞

❝  i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you.  ❞

❝  let me take a look…  ❞

❝  i’m a phone call away.  ❞

❝  you should have called me.  ❞

❝  here, sleep.  ❞

❝  if you wanna talk, i’m here.  ❞

❝  hey, shh, it’s okay.  ❞

❝  i’ll never let you go.  ❞

❝  you’re with me now.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna take you from my side.  ❞

❝  i’ll do what i have to.  ❞

❝  i need you to stay here, okay? i got this.  ❞

❝  it’s safe here.  ❞

❝  i’m fine, let me see your face.  ❞

❝  we’re gonna have to keep ice on that.  ❞

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Hey, Hey, L I S T E N

here, on this blog, you do not need permission to slip into my asks. just do it. even if we haven’t interacted before. even if you’ve sent 10 already. send me more. i love getting asks (in character or out of character) and yeah, i’m slow as fuck, but i promise you i will get to them. have at it, fill my inbox with memes or impromptu starters or just tell me how your day is going. it really doesn’t matter. just go ahead and do it. i promise, i don’t get annoyed seeing the same people in my inbox, actually it makes me happy because yAY MORE INTERACTIONS. so just do it.

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(    *    & .    —    GREY’S  ANATOMY  SENTENCE  STARTERS .

‘  what  was  i  to  you ?  the  girl  you  screwed  to  get  over  being  screwed ?  ’

‘  you  were  like  coming  up  for  fresh  air .  it’s  like  i  was  drowning  and  you  saved  me .  that’s  all  i  know .  ’

‘ am  i ?  … dead ?   ’

‘  i’m  glad  you’re  being  strong  about  this .  i  know  how  hard  this  is ,  i  know  how  bad  you  feel .  ’

‘  not  everybody  has  to  be  happy  all  the  time .  that’s  not  mental  health ,  that’s  crap .  ’

‘  it’s  not  a  screw  up ,  it’s  a  miracle .  ’

‘  please  don’t  cry  on  my  ass .  ’

‘  what  do  you  need ,  an  “ i  love  you ”  or  something ?  i  love  you .  call  me  when  you get  there .  ’

‘  oh , yay !  someone’s  hurt .  ’

‘  pick  me .  choose  me .  love  me .  ’

‘  i’m  just  not  ready  to  forgive  you  yet .  ’

‘  go  on ,  just  get  it  all  out .  all  the  tears .  ’

‘  i  intend  to  fight  like  a  girl .  i’ll  let  them  kill  each  other  and  then  i’ll  be  the  last  one  standing .  ’

‘  well ,  isn’t  this  cozy ?  can  i  join  or  are  you  not  into  threesomes ?  ’

‘  if  i  went  missing ,  would  anyone  notice  i  was  gone ?  ’

‘  that  is  rude  and  unkind  and  completely  true .  ’

‘  so ,  i’m  bisexual .  so  what ?  it’s  called  lgbtq  for  a  reason .  there’s  a  b  in  there  and  it  doesn’t  mean  badass .  okay ,  it  does ,  but  it  also  means  bi .  ’

‘  can  you  go  have  sex  with  him  and  make  him  be  nicer ?  ’

‘  i  don’t  know  what  i  am ,  but  i  know  that  i  am  not  happy .  ’

‘  it’s  okay …  to  be  tired ,  right ?  ’

‘  i  don’t  know  who  i  am  anymore .  not  someone  i  ever  thought  i’d  be .  ’

‘  i  believe ,  if  you  were  dead ,  the  world  would  be  a  better  place .  ’

‘  don’t  let  what  they  want  eclipse  what  you  need .  ’

‘  he  is  not  the  sun .  you  are .  ’

‘  he  can  go  suck  it !  i  am  the  sun .  ’

‘  did  he  visit  “ ladytown ” ?  because  i  find  if  they  don’t  go  down  to  “ ladytown ”  the  first  time …  there  should  be  no  next  time .  ’

‘  i  need  more  liquor ,  i’m  not  ready .  ’

‘  uh ,  this  bottle  is  empty ,  are  there  more ?  bottles ?  ’

‘  i’m  all  alone  and  i  have  nothing  and  no  one  wants  me .  ’

‘  let’s  do  it .  let’s  make  a  baby ,  right  now .  ’

‘  is  it  true ?  did  you  punch  a  homophobe ?  ooh ,  unexpected .  high  five !  ’

‘  we’re  adults .  when  did  this  happen ?  and  how  do  we  make  it  stop ?  ’

‘  you  think  i’m  broken ?  fix  me .  cause  i’m  no  quitter .  ’

‘  i’m  not  happy  and  bubbly .  i’m  dark  and  cloudy .  ’

‘  you  never  think  the  last  time’s  going  to  be  the  last  time .  you  think  there  will  be  more .  you  think  you  have  forever ,  but  you  don’t .  ’

‘  no  one  is  leaving  and  no  one  is  dying .  ’

‘  everyone  is  leaving  and  everyone  is  dying .  ’

‘  the  words  that  you  said  were  “ lets  take  this  bitch  down . ”  ’

‘  that  was  the  tequila  talking .  ’

‘  the  only  way  to  fail  is  not  to  fight  so  you  fight  until  you  can’t  fight  anymore .  ’

‘  from  now  on ,  you  can  expect  that  i’m  gonna  show  up .  even  if  i  yell ,  even  if  you  yell .  i’m  always  gonna  show  up ,  okay ?  ’

‘  it’s  not  true …  it’s  not  true .  he  takes  the  truth  but  he  twists  it  and  changes  it  to  fit  his  own  story .  ’

‘  you’re  my  person .  if  i  murdered  someone ,  you’re  the  person  i’d  call  to  help  me  drag  the  corpse  across  the  living  room  floor .  ’

‘  you  are  my  favorite  person  on  the  planet  and  if  we  are  meant  to  be  more  in  this  lifetime  it  can’t  start  with  you  cheating .  ’

‘  are  you  plotting  a  murder ?  a  nuclear  attack ?  it’s  fine ,  i’ll  get  on  board ,  i’m  sure  you  have  a  good  reason .  but  just ,  let  me  know .  ’

‘  you’ve  said  that  word  so  many  times  today  it  doesn’t  even  sound  like  a  word  anymore .  ’

‘  who  here  feels  like  they  have  no  idea  what  they’re  doing ?  ’

‘  too  many  people  have  seen  me  naked  already .  i’d  like  to  keep  whatever  dignity  i  have  left .  ’

‘  we  screw  boys  like  whores  on  tequila .  ’

‘  i  want  another  chance .  i’m  so  in  love  with  you .  ’

‘  i  know  you  have  a  boyfriend .  i’m  saying  you  could  have  a  husband .  ’

‘  your  boobs  are  perfect ,  your  hair  is  down  to  there .  if  i  were  you ,  i’d  walk  around  naked  all  the  time .  ’

‘  i  believe  that  in  the  face  of  overwhelming  evidence  to  the  contrary ,  we’ll  all  be  okay .  ’

‘  your  choice ,  it’s  simple :  them  or  me ?  i’m  sure  they’re  really  great ,  but  i  love  you .  ’

‘  i  get  it ,  okay ?  i  get  it !  you’ll  be  okay ,  you’ll  be  fine ,  but  what  about  me ?  so  don’t  do  it  for  yourself ,  do  it  for  me !  ’

‘  i’ll  never  be  able  to forgive  you  for  making  me  love  you .  ’

‘  when  your  life  is  sucking  you  get  drunk  and  sleep  with  inappropriate  men .  it’s  your  thing  or  whatever .  i  find  it  charming .  ’

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GREY’S ANATOMY SENTENCE STARTERS.

SEASON FIVE, EPISODE TWENTY.

change pronouns as necessary.

“supporting someone and respecting someone aren’t the same thing.”

“i feel good, i feel fine.”

“i feel like this dress is giving me a mammogram.”

“you gotta stop doing that, it’s not funny!”

“i see you’ve invited more people to witness my humiliation.”

“all i need is plane fare then we’ll be on our way.”

“her face is breaking out, her ass is humongous.”

“is my ass really that —?”

“don’t talk to me about holding grudges.”

“i’ll get over mine when you get over yours.”

“he may not live!”

“great, you lost him!”

“i may be irresponsible and untrustworthy out there, but not in here.”

“you know, i was going to apologize for decking you because i felt bad but —”

“to you, i’m always going to be the charity case.”

“the hairier things get, the calmer you get.”

“you don’t have children, do you?”

“i don’t know what to do!”

“she needs her daddy for this part.”

“just you and me.”

“just relax, we’ll be there soon.”

“we’re gonna have so much fun.”

“don’t.”

“don’t try to make me out better than i am.”

“i thought it would be fun… or funny.”

“i woke up this morning and thought i could be the same person, but i’m not.”

“what happened?”

“he gave me an ultimatum.”

“i cut him off.”

“i mean, if he can’t accept me for who i am —”

“are you okay?”

“no, i mean… yeah?”

“i knew i wasn’t together.”

“i knew i was no good for anyone.”

“i can’t forgive myself for that.”

“that is what i feel today: shame.”

“he’ll be fine.”

“he saved your husband’s life.”

“you know, that’s the first ever compliment you’ve given me.”

“is there anything else you need from me before i go?”

“i’m just, i’m just tired.”

“are you going to tell your husband?”

“it’s more than just cutting.”

“we have to believe defeat is not an option.”

“you’re going to make a beautiful bride.”

“just did what i had to do.”

“i’m not like you, i’m not good under pressure.”

“she’s really sick.”

“so… i guess a big wedding won’t be so bad.”

“you’re my sister, _____. you’re in the wedding.”

“you can stop eating now.”

“oh, thank god.”

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