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@anabethtessahermione

no idea. whenever two (arguably) attractive male characters in a series hate each other, they end up amassing a decent niche of people who ship them. it’s like the rivals or tsundere archetype taken to the extreme- except, with rivals, there’s a basis of respect and even admiration between the two characters, and a tsundere is a tsundere to their love interest because they don’t want to admit feelings. i guess because love and hate are such strong emotions you can potentially argue that they’re interchangeable, but honestly i don’t understand the appeal of shipping two characters who fucking hate each other and would be happy to see the other dead. it would be interesting from a character building/development standpoint to create a narrative where chemistry becomes possible, though your ship is fueled pretty exclusively by fanon at that point. not my cup of tea.

@ofravensandpearls

yeah, totally! go for it! i didn’t think someone was actually gonna use one of my parody banners haha i’m glad you like it!!

banners for you and your favorite Naruto ship 🍥🧡

(i’ve been looking around at different sources and i think these are some of the most popular ones?)

SNS

NaruHina

SakuIno

SasuSaku

KakaIru

ShikaTem

NaruSaku

KakaSaku

SasuHina

MadaTobi

feel free to request more ships. i might do a part 2 😳

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oh lol i knew i was forgetting smthn 🤣😂😅

3 years ago today the plainest and most boring couple got married. Congrats.

[officialnaruto]

hey konoha residents!!! just so u kno, u r all now under coreandteen........... no missions 4 now!! have a lovely day 😷😊

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no thats not how it works now pls b nice to hinata... idk why u dont like each other but this has gotta stop ✋

Your wife is hot

hey tenten 😊 even tho ur totally right im not sure if its an acceptible comment to make towards the hokage... or a married man in general (or married woman #loveislove 🏳️‍🌈✊)

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PLS STOP JOKING ABT THAT IT ISNT FUNNY!!!!! 😠😥

haha so naruto what would you do if i just....didn’t pay my taxes 😝 @officialnaruto

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hey whats up i havent posted in a decade 😂

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Your wife is hot

hey tenten 😊 even tho ur totally right im not sure if its an acceptible comment to make towards the hokage... or a married man in general (or married woman #loveislove 🏳️‍🌈✊)

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i love uchiha sasuke

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They called me stupid?? well joke is on them I don’t even know what that means

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i thought queuezamaki said queefzamaki. i can't believe naruto queefs

dude u shouldnt say that word its a slur for lgbt ppl 😡🤬

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hey sorry everyone 🙁 had to cancel the secret gift exhange 🎁😥 i cant rly disclose the reason rn but on a TOTALLY UNRELATED note if u see a green box w a golden ribbon DO NOT OPEN IT and plz give it back to shino it is full of very venomous beetles n u have NO IDEA how long it took to get those back in there

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just had a cringe kiss with my fail rival

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the name’s naruto uzumaki

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im looking at the metal part all i can see is this sad little man 😢😭 i hope hes ok i keep telling him everything will be alright

i think i found weed in borutos room.... 😰😣 do any of u other parents kno what to do abt this??????? 🤔 all input appreciated!! pls its urgent

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sorry i cant find my messaging device but i will reply too u when i can.. ive searched the whole room where is this thing?????

i think i found weed in borutos room.... 😰😣 do any of u other parents kno what to do abt this??????? 🤔 all input appreciated!! pls its urgent