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DOC GIVES GOOD CUDDLES

YES YES 100 TIMES YES

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the ask about past stuff affecting the hermits now made brain go brr. Joel having problems from his past series is so mecore <333 so here's a lil list of some hcs relating to that :3

whenever the concept of a "prank war" is mentioned he just kinda. stares into space. the faint sounds of godzilla playing in the back of his mind. (Crazycraft)

he has a notable affection for cod and axolotls (he loves his wife and her hot-in-a-definitely-platonic-way-guys brother very much) (ESMP1)

this affection also extends to donkeys. he always makes a Shrek joke whenever someone brings it up (XLife)

he's actually quite paranoid about not knowing what's going on and, even if he doesn't actually believe it, will go along with most things his friends say (unless it is very obviously a lie/bit) (ESMP1)

he drinks almond milk instead of regular cow milk unless it's to get rid of status effects. he isn't going back and you can't make him (Crazycraft)

i tried to make them a bit more varied but i couldn't think of any for alot of the series he was in :pensive:

ooo very very fair

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heyyy so, can we add in like, hc about past in stuff like how yhs/ts and evo affected grian, or how tcd affected scar, crazy craft and joel, ect, ect. ?

-🐇anon [you know who i am but i have too much anxiety to come off anon for these ask :<]

oh yeah! if it relates to hermitcraft, send em my way!

also i promise i’m working through my inbox, i have over 100 asks rn so be patient with me

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Don't try say no to Stress, you will fail.

The hermits are lucky she usually asks things from Iskall because that eyes will make you adopt alot of cats and become a cat person like her - 🦋

yk that first sentence on its own is just so real as it’s own thing as well as in context

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Skizz and Impulse uses to date.

The broke up after about 2 weeks on mutual grounds of “why did we ever think this was a good idea” and “I’m willing to pretend this never happened if you are”

The way they act with each other changed so little throughout the whole ordeal that nobody besides them actually knew it happened at all

i’ve done the exact same thing that’s honestly real of them

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keralis calls xisuma shashwamibecause they went to a sushi restaurant one time and they both horribly mispronounced one of the dishes, but x did it worse

yk that honestly is fair some of my irls have worse nicknames for less embarrassing reasons

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Don't be sarcastic with little Xisuma, he will cry, he is just as oblivious as big Xisuma and will take everything to heart. That's why Keralis is his main caregiver, and why Cleo can't really take care of him because she accidentaly made him upset whitout noticing for a while - 🦋

awe, that’s so real honestly

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thank you for taking the hit for all of us so we may have this knowledge

zedaph knows what batteries taste like due to 'an experiment' (actually just genuinely wanted to eat one, but regretted it) tango knows what batteries taste like, despite never eating one impulse is concerned why everyone knows what batteries taste like (no, i havnt eaten batteries, but it feels like i know what they would taste like)

yk now i’m curious

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zedaph knows what batteries taste like due to 'an experiment' (actually just genuinely wanted to eat one, but regretted it) tango knows what batteries taste like, despite never eating one impulse is concerned why everyone knows what batteries taste like (no, i havnt eaten batteries, but it feels like i know what they would taste like)

yk now i’m curious

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i hc false as an elytrian 💥💥

the difference between elytrians and avians (i saw something like this in a post i think or i might have dreampt it) is the elytrians are from the end, and basically?? descended? if that makes sense. from dragons, and rather than having different species bird wings, theyre different species dragon wings.

As for what species i think she is im not sure myself as i dont watch her pov a lot lot

some thin g ocean based definitely and that goes with that pirate steampunk vibe we know and love (give suggestions /nf)

maybe one of her wings was damaged and has that little toothless the dragon prosthetic

hashtag falsesymmetry look at her go

ur so real for that, i have no real suggestions for u sadly

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Out of all the hermits, only one is human.

Although a good portion of people believe it’s Joe, he’s so jarringly normal that it actually comes off more suspicious. Impulse is a demon wearing a form of glamour to disguise himself as a normal dude, Keralis, Bdubs, and Hypno have traits that are more fantastical (Keralis never blinking, Hypno’s suggestion and hypnosis abilities, Bdub’s strange association with the Day Night cycle) and Etho is Etho.

It’s Mumbo. Mumbo is the human. Due to him always having some trace of redstone on his hands and as an extension, a metallic smell lingering on him and his habit of only wearing tuxedos, all the hermits assume he’s a vampire of some sorts.

he’s just funky

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Theres a sea entity on hermitcraft now. It likes Grian and Scar alot (based on Grian basicly starting a fishing cult)

_ 🦋 anon

okay that’s valid, i hope the “sea entity” is just a tadpole

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Hels poses like someone from a Renaissance painting whenever he feels like it just because he can

This in turn pisses off Wels because ‘this is the twenty first century Hels, you will never be painted like on of their French girls’

i’ll paint him like a french girl 😭😭

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joe is a fish by the name joe gills but somebody misheard his name as joe hills

he is just a fish bc of vibes

you’re a fish

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Scar explodes and dies every night

so THATS what that noise is

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The term "Joe schmoe" originally was a nickname someone gave to Joe because he's, in their words "Just some human guy thing" then it spread to the rest of the server, then it spread to the rest of the world.

Don't believe what the media tells you, it didn't come from Michigan or whatever, they just took credit for it. Joe doesn't mind much though.

id believe it

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Hels wears steel-toed boots that give him like an extra inch inch and a half of height bc he wants to be taller than Wels out of spite

honestly valid, i have one friend who i always wear platforms when i talk to