old-long-john
old-long-john
a man with his soul ate out
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Leo | 30s | Queer | he/they | UKCraftnarok on AO3. Come talk to me! :)
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The gasp I GASPED
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old-long-john · 22 hours ago
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the best characters are ones that suffer from a chronic case of Dramatic Cunt Syndrome
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old-long-john · 24 hours ago
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CHARLES VANE, BLACK SAILS, EPISODE XXV
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old-long-john · 1 day ago
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"Come home with me," he said. Such a human voice. So kind. “There's time to come here and reflect. Wouldn't you rather be home, in the Quarter, amongst our things?” If anything in the world could have truly comforted me, he would have been the thing— with just the beguiling tilt of his narrow head or the way that he kept looking at me, protecting me obviously with a confidential calm from what he must have feared for me, and for him, and perhaps for all of us.
— Memnoch the Devil (1995)
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The Right Trousers (1995)
British comedian Lenny Henry decided that a live action Wallace and Gromit Christmas special (The Right Trousers) would be a great idea. He also decided to play both Wallace and Gromit himself.
He stayed true to the source material but the end result was really disturbing. It received a backlash from viewers for being creepy (even though it was unintentional) and was never re-broadcast. 
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old-long-john · 1 day ago
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🗣️📢 PUT THAT MAN IN LACE UNDERWEAR.
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SAM REID as Lestat de Lioncourt INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.04: I Want You More Than Anything in the World.
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old-long-john · 1 day ago
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wait guys. reblog this and tell me what the last movie you watched was. bonus points if you add a short review <333
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old-long-john · 1 day ago
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All these big companies changing their logos a dozen of times for something that looks worse every time, while the real all-time GOAT found the winning formula on the first try and then even did a victory lap with it:
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old-long-john · 1 day ago
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louis a man behind you
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old-long-john · 2 days ago
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Oh, we'll be screaming all right.
And sobbing. And shaking. And flailing. And ascending to another realm in euphoric glee.
I just —
Dig my grave right now. This is it for me.
Just......
LOOK AT HIM! 😭🙌🏽♥️🔥
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old-long-john · 2 days ago
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
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old-long-john · 3 days ago
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Jaw and Tongue
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"Your eyes are an unusual color, almost violet." — The Queen of the Damned
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SAS: Rogue Heroes | 2.02
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“Let Every Pansy Bloom” banner at the San Francisco Gay Freedom Day pride parade. June 25, 1978.
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citationless behavior
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