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ok typically what i do is i wear Not Home clothes when i'm out of the house and Home clothes when i'm in the house which also double as Asleep clothes but apparently nobody else on earth does this and that's super weird. please help me gather data points/settle an argument

not to panhandle for reblogs but this poll won't work unless someone reblogs it 🥺🥺🥺

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I'm getting a good grade in being a patient!!!

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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

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and like. while i fully understand the bottom mack hype (god i get it), i will neverrr understand why bottom will is so unpopular 😔 guys be serious. i'd write an essay about this but i'm too lazy. will's sooo indulgent. this man lives to give. and mack always takes, takes, takes, and i know will lets him.

but there's actually one single argument for bottom will that debunks all other arguments against it and it's this photo:

macklin celebrini, exhibiting natural dominance with his strong, straight wrist and tightly clenched fist. wsh, exhibiting quiet vulnerability, wrist soft and limp, fingers delicately curled inward.

and that's the essay folks.

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pls spread the gospel what are some bottom!will will/mack fics you’d rec?

I for the life of me don’t think I’ve read any and there’s almost 500 wil/mack fics on ao3

a follower of my agenda amen. its unfort very sad that there's nothing but some of my favs (tho may be outdated so others lmk if im missing crucial fics - i honestly have not kept up with the willmack ao3 enough)

one, two, three baby! by @harrypotterstyles4

i love everything @valoaa writes and they're a forefront supporter of the bottom will agenda but swan dive at sunrise and shipwreck champagne especially

you're my favorite wake up call by @devilssacrament (this fic is such perfect bottom will to Me personally)

MackWillMadeIt's entire California Verse

@alltimecharlo's gold medal promise which i think features the ONLY mpreg will on ao3

all of @oldsargasso's willmack fics. i think they have the only alpha mack/omega will fic on ao3, and the weight of it aches + confusing as it was are also really good

but as a lost tumblerina (goaliepussy) once stated:

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I got a referral to a rheumatologist LAST October and the first appointment I could get was THIS October one entire year later. just got a call to reschedule this appointment to next MONDAY let's goooooo thank you person who cancelled and receptionist who felt sorry for me being on the waitlist for so long 🙏

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How am I overheating it's fucking winter

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

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all public transport should be free unconditionally and I'm TIREDDD of pretending this is a radical idea

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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the recent eye color post on yesornopolls is intriguing me a lot bc. well. statistically more people should be answering yes to the question here than they are. but obvs the point of yesornopolls is yes or no questions so we can’t exactly do a follow up there. so i’m going into more depth here because i can do what i want

obvs this poll isn’t gonna get as much traction as the poll blog’s will, but it’ll still be interesting to look at the results of it and compare them methinks

(bee tee dubs if your eyes change color based on lighting answer with the color they are most often. pick whatever color you’d put on a legal ID. also the heterochromia button is there with complete heterochromia in mind but if you have central/sectoral heterochromia and feel none of the other options fit you then. go for it i suppose)

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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!